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1. We evolve hotter.
A recent study revealed that womenare getting better looking through evolution; meanwhile, men are staying the same. After following more than 2,000 people through four decades of life, the study showed that attractive women had 16 percent more children than average-looking chicks and that beautiful people are 36 percent more likely to have a daughter as their firstborn. All those gorgeous daughters mean more beautiful women than in past generations.
While surfing through the web for my today's post I saw this article on COSMOPOLITAN, found it interesting, so decided to share with you.Tons of recent studies proving that women have some amazing abilities that men lack. We have listed ten of our favorites.
2. We survive car accidents more often.
This is sad but true: Men are 77 percent more likely to die in a car accident than women, according to a study done by Carnegie Mellon University. Our boyfriends should be thanking us when we nag them to "Wear your seat belt!"
3. We're better at seeking comfort.
A Mind survey of 2,000 people revealed that women are far more likely than men to talk through their problems. Fifty-three percent of women talk to their friends about what's stressing them out, as opposed to 29 percent of men.
4. We're more recession-proof.
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 80 percent of those who have lost their jobs since December 2007 have been men. Ouch. This could be because male-dominated fields have been hit the hardest, like manufacturing and finance. That really sucks…but hey, maybe it's time more men became nurses and educators.
5. We graduate college more often.
We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree.
10 things never to say to taller woman
6. We eat healthier.
A survey of more than 14,000 people, conducted by the University of Minnesota, showed that women choose far healthier foods than men. While men are more likely to chow down on frozen pizza and red meat, women are piling fruits and veggies onto their plates. It all sounds pretty obvious, but we get so much grief for our chocolate addictions that we just had to point this one out!
7. We have stronger immune systems.
No wonder men act like such babies when they have a sniffle — women really do have stronger immune systems than men! If there are little battles going on in our bodies, women have a secret weapon: estrogen. A study done by McGill University indicated that estrogen gives women an edge when it comes to fighting off infections. That's because estrogen confronts a certain enzyme that often hinders the body's first line of defense against bacteria and viruses.
8. We live longer.
Among the world's population of those who are over 100 years old, 85 percent are women, according to the New England Centenarian Study. In general, women continue to live five to 10 years longer than men as well. also facts of women brain
9. We're better managers, especially in this economy.
This one is a little controversial, but a slew of experts are confident that women make greater bosses because they are better listeners, mentors, problem solvers, and multitasks than their male counterparts. In a recent Daily News article, management expert Jay Forte said, "It's a very service-oriented economy [right now], so you need employees to be motivated. Women are better connectors than men and more astute about knowing how to activate passion in their employees."
10. We invest better.
A study of 100,000 portfolios showed that woman's investment returns outperform men's, 18 percent to 11 percent. This could be because women are typically more cautious with their investment decisions and think longer term.
A recent study revealed that womenare getting better looking through evolution; meanwhile, men are staying the same. After following more than 2,000 people through four decades of life, the study showed that attractive women had 16 percent more children than average-looking chicks and that beautiful people are 36 percent more likely to have a daughter as their firstborn. All those gorgeous daughters mean more beautiful women than in past generations.
While surfing through the web for my today's post I saw this article on COSMOPOLITAN, found it interesting, so decided to share with you.Tons of recent studies proving that women have some amazing abilities that men lack. We have listed ten of our favorites.
2. We survive car accidents more often.
This is sad but true: Men are 77 percent more likely to die in a car accident than women, according to a study done by Carnegie Mellon University. Our boyfriends should be thanking us when we nag them to "Wear your seat belt!"
3. We're better at seeking comfort.
A Mind survey of 2,000 people revealed that women are far more likely than men to talk through their problems. Fifty-three percent of women talk to their friends about what's stressing them out, as opposed to 29 percent of men.
4. We're more recession-proof.
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 80 percent of those who have lost their jobs since December 2007 have been men. Ouch. This could be because male-dominated fields have been hit the hardest, like manufacturing and finance. That really sucks…but hey, maybe it's time more men became nurses and educators.
5. We graduate college more often.
We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree.
10 things never to say to taller woman
6. We eat healthier.
A survey of more than 14,000 people, conducted by the University of Minnesota, showed that women choose far healthier foods than men. While men are more likely to chow down on frozen pizza and red meat, women are piling fruits and veggies onto their plates. It all sounds pretty obvious, but we get so much grief for our chocolate addictions that we just had to point this one out!
7. We have stronger immune systems.
No wonder men act like such babies when they have a sniffle — women really do have stronger immune systems than men! If there are little battles going on in our bodies, women have a secret weapon: estrogen. A study done by McGill University indicated that estrogen gives women an edge when it comes to fighting off infections. That's because estrogen confronts a certain enzyme that often hinders the body's first line of defense against bacteria and viruses.
8. We live longer.
Among the world's population of those who are over 100 years old, 85 percent are women, according to the New England Centenarian Study. In general, women continue to live five to 10 years longer than men as well. also facts of women brain
9. We're better managers, especially in this economy.
This one is a little controversial, but a slew of experts are confident that women make greater bosses because they are better listeners, mentors, problem solvers, and multitasks than their male counterparts. In a recent Daily News article, management expert Jay Forte said, "It's a very service-oriented economy [right now], so you need employees to be motivated. Women are better connectors than men and more astute about knowing how to activate passion in their employees."
10. We invest better.
A study of 100,000 portfolios showed that woman's investment returns outperform men's, 18 percent to 11 percent. This could be because women are typically more cautious with their investment decisions and think longer term.
1. Cry: With the exception being “crying out in ecstasy,” nearly every dude I spoke to is turned off by shedding tears pre-, mid-, or post-coitus.
2. Make Animal Noises: Specifically, said one dude, “Making mouse noises.” I’m trying to figure out what sound a mouse makes out of its tiny mouse mouth, but I guess no meeping or mewing. Anyway, basically all animals noises are a no-no, except for maybe a sexy “meow.” Definitely not an oink or a neigh.
3. Close The Back Door: OK, so yes, most dudes—and by most, I mean all except that one guy—would like to stick it in your butt. If you don’t want to do anal, by all means, DON’T. I tried it once and it made me want cry, which, I’ll remind you, dudes don’t like (see #1). Anyway, no, I’m not talking about anal sex here. I’m talking about anal play. As one guy put it, “Don’t stop me from licking your butthole.” Listen, ladies, if he is headed there on his own, he knows what he’s in for, and by all means, you should let him have at it. Let him toss your freaking salad already. You just might enjoy it.
4. Break The Skin: As my friend Ted* put it, “Nibbles are great, bites that leave a mark, no thanks.” Hickeys should be left in high school.
5. Dry Jobs: Cotton-mouthed blow jobs and lube-less handjobs “should never ever ever be on the menu,” said Dan*.
6. Don’t Ask, Just Do: A handsome friend of mine, let’s call him Rory*, gave me this piece of advice, which I’ll personally take to heart: “Don’t make me ask for doggy,” he said. “Just roll over onto all fours and initiate it. You know it’s our favorite.” I’m sure a command wouldn’t hurt either—“f**k me from behind.” Oh, I just got a little tingle just typing that.
7. Call Him “Daddy”: He’s also not your brother, your uncle, or your pop-pop. Invoking a family member—“Oh, yes, Daddy!”—will ensure that you’ll never actually meet one in real life.
8. Slap Or Spank Without Permission: I was dating a guy with whom I had a sort of mellow dom/sub sexytime rapport with and, though I enjoyed the spanking and dirty talking, I was caught way off guard when, out of the blue, mid-romp, he gave me a light slap in the face. Killed the mood. This goes double for dudes, as it’s less socially acceptable for men to be the submissive ones—it’s even riskier getting rough with them without permission.
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2. Make Animal Noises: Specifically, said one dude, “Making mouse noises.” I’m trying to figure out what sound a mouse makes out of its tiny mouse mouth, but I guess no meeping or mewing. Anyway, basically all animals noises are a no-no, except for maybe a sexy “meow.” Definitely not an oink or a neigh.
3. Close The Back Door: OK, so yes, most dudes—and by most, I mean all except that one guy—would like to stick it in your butt. If you don’t want to do anal, by all means, DON’T. I tried it once and it made me want cry, which, I’ll remind you, dudes don’t like (see #1). Anyway, no, I’m not talking about anal sex here. I’m talking about anal play. As one guy put it, “Don’t stop me from licking your butthole.” Listen, ladies, if he is headed there on his own, he knows what he’s in for, and by all means, you should let him have at it. Let him toss your freaking salad already. You just might enjoy it.
4. Break The Skin: As my friend Ted* put it, “Nibbles are great, bites that leave a mark, no thanks.” Hickeys should be left in high school.
5. Dry Jobs: Cotton-mouthed blow jobs and lube-less handjobs “should never ever ever be on the menu,” said Dan*.
6. Don’t Ask, Just Do: A handsome friend of mine, let’s call him Rory*, gave me this piece of advice, which I’ll personally take to heart: “Don’t make me ask for doggy,” he said. “Just roll over onto all fours and initiate it. You know it’s our favorite.” I’m sure a command wouldn’t hurt either—“f**k me from behind.” Oh, I just got a little tingle just typing that.
7. Call Him “Daddy”: He’s also not your brother, your uncle, or your pop-pop. Invoking a family member—“Oh, yes, Daddy!”—will ensure that you’ll never actually meet one in real life.
8. Slap Or Spank Without Permission: I was dating a guy with whom I had a sort of mellow dom/sub sexytime rapport with and, though I enjoyed the spanking and dirty talking, I was caught way off guard when, out of the blue, mid-romp, he gave me a light slap in the face. Killed the mood. This goes double for dudes, as it’s less socially acceptable for men to be the submissive ones—it’s even riskier getting rough with them without permission.
Vai
1) "If you are buying something that you will use often and for a long time, never go cheap. You'll end up replacing it sooner or paying more in maintenance costs than if you had spent more on good quality in the beginning. Plus, you'll enjoy the nicer product throughout its lifetime, rather than cringing every time you use something that is falling apart." -- bretts
2) Don't spend money on a credit card that you can't afford to pay back. The interest and late payments can put you in a hole that can take you years to pay back.
3) Compound interest is your friend. Saving even a relatively small percentage of your income each year, starting at 18, can leave you in much better shape by the time you're ready to retire.
4) If you're working with someone who can be bargained down on a price, it seldom hurts to try. The exceptions may be someone of exceptional talent, someone you're going to have to work with on a regular basis, or someone whose help you're going to need in a timely manner.
5) Try to keep enough cash to pay your bills for at least six months in reserve. It will make your life immeasurably easier if your car breaks down, you have a surprise medical expense, or you get an opportunity to get a fantastic bargain.
6) Dogs are fantastic animals. They deserve to be called man's best friend. But, if you are under the impression that you just need to buy a collar and a bag of dry dog food every month and you're set, you're in for a rude awakening. Dogs tend to be much more expensive and time consuming than you'd think.
7) "Don't have any children or get married until you can support and love yourself first." -- D-Vega
8) "Don't trade your vehicle in on a new one just a couple of years after buying it. Pay it off and ride it until (the wheels fall off), all while putting that car payment in the bank." -- The_Muck_Man
9) College is a lot more work than high school and your job will be a lot more work than college was.
10) Start looking for a new job BEFORE you quit your old job.
11) Don't take any job that only pays commission unless you're either an expert salesman or ready to spend months working without pay to gain the skills you need to become an expert salesman.
12) Ideally, you should choose something you love to do so much that you'd do it for free and find a way to make it into a career.
13) When asking for a salary, always have a figure you want in mind -- and then ask for significantly more than that number. That way, you may get more than what you want and even if you don't, you have a better chance of getting the amount you had in mind than if you had blurted it out right off the bat.
14) There's no shame in taking any honest job.
15) Getting fired or laid off isn't the end of the world. To the contrary, a lot of people, myself included, have moved on to bigger and better things after being laid off or fired.
16) If you're not happy with the job market, the government, or the schools in your area, remember that you can always move to another city or another state. Lots of Americans do just that every year.
17) "I wish that I had known to check the oil in my vehicles and to have changed it regularly. It would have saved a lot of money that I spent on repairs -- directly due to my lack of changing the oil per the mechanic." -- Ann H.
18) Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Turn it to the left to loosen it and to the right to tighten it.
19) Don't ever open a hot radiator cap or you can get seriously burned.
20) Here are 3 keys to keeping a reasonably clean house: don't leave any dishes in the sink overnight; every time you have a full load of clothes, wash 'em, and take out the trash every time the can is full. You do those things, wipe up your messes, and vacuum when the floor gets filthy, and you'll keep things reasonably neat.
21) If you use a computer even semi-regularly, it's worth your time to take a typing class.
22) It's not enough to buy a gun and stick it in a drawer like a lucky talisman. You need to learn to use the gun.
23) When you move, sell, throw away, and give away as much as possible or you'll just end up moving boxes from one closet, where they have been sitting for five years, to another closet, where they'll be sitting for the next five years.
24) Don't ever loan your friends money if you want to keep them as friends. After all, if they were good with money and were likely to pay you back in a timely manner, they probably wouldn't need the loan in the first place. If they really need the money, you want to help them, and you can afford it -- just give it to them.
25) Women should never allow a boyfriend to take naked pictures. If it's on film, you shouldn't be surprised if it goes public in one form or fashion after a break-up.
26) When men have a problem and they tell you about it, they want to know how to fix it. When women have a problem and they tell you about it, they just want you to listen.
27) If you ever get arrested, don't say anything until you talk to a lawyer.
28) If you don't know the agenda of the people you're getting your news from, then you don't have the information you need to know if what they're telling you is true.
29) Government is a necessary evil. It's best to keep its tentacles out of your life and out of our society as much as possible.
30) "When you're 18, you worry about what everybody is thinking of you; when you're 40, you don't give a darn what anybody thinks of you; when you're 60, you realize nobody's been thinking about you at all." -- Daniel Amen
31) Trust your instincts. They're usually right.
32) If you think a doctor's wrong, don't hesitate to ask for a second opinion. Your health is vitally important and doctors make mistakes just as often as anyone else.
33) Don't ever say anything that may offend someone who is going to be serving you food. You never know what they may stick in it when you're not looking.
34) If you get into a business deal with someone who goes to unusual lengths to convince you of how honest or Christian they are, watch your wallet and make sure you have an iron clad contract. They "doth protest too much."
35) "You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with." - Jim Rohn
36) If you want to do something exceptional, don't expect anyone to believe you can do it until you've done it. Unless you're already perceived as exceptional, most people won't believe in you. That's doubly true for the people who know you best and have therefore seen you at your most mediocre, like your parents, family, and friends.
37) If you don't feel like you're being treated fairly by a company, don't hesitate to ask for a manager. Oftentimes, a manager has gotten to where he is in a company because he is good at pleasing customers like you in the first place.
38) "You are not invulnerable and you are not going to live forever. You can (make) mistakes at 18 that you will have to live with for the rest of your life." -- Don_cos
39) Nobody owes you a living.
40) You are not a victim.
41) If you just assume that every conspiracy theory is wrong without even examining it, you will be right 99.99% of the time.
42) "It's likely that whatever challenges you have faced in your life currently could have been avoided but some better decisions upstream." -- Tony Robbins
43) At a minimum, keep a basic "to do" list, a schedule, and a budget.
44) "Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better." -- Pat Riley
45) "If you want your life to have impact, focus it! Stop dabbling. Stop trying to do it all. Do less. Prune away even good activities and do only that which matters most. Never confuse activity with productivity. You can be busy without a purpose, but what's the point?" -- Rick Warren
46) Ironically, successful people tend to fail a lot more than unsuccessful people. They also tend to ask a lot more questions.
47) When you consider Christianity, keep in mind this classic quotation from C.S. Lewis, "If I, being what I am, can consider that I am in some sense a Christian, why should the different vices of those people in the next pew prove that their religion is mere hypocrisy and convention?"
48) You beat 50% of the people by just showing up. You beat another 40% by working hard. The last 10% is a dogfight in the free enterprise system.
49) There are at least six key areas of your life: health, career, romantic, social, money, and religion. If you neglect any one of those areas, it will harm you in the other areas and keep you from being as happy as you can be otherwise.
50) When trying to decide between two closely matched alternatives, always have a bias towards action. In the long run, it'll lead to your having a lot more experience, great stories, and a richer, fuller life.
Source:- rightwingnews
2) Don't spend money on a credit card that you can't afford to pay back. The interest and late payments can put you in a hole that can take you years to pay back.
3) Compound interest is your friend. Saving even a relatively small percentage of your income each year, starting at 18, can leave you in much better shape by the time you're ready to retire.
4) If you're working with someone who can be bargained down on a price, it seldom hurts to try. The exceptions may be someone of exceptional talent, someone you're going to have to work with on a regular basis, or someone whose help you're going to need in a timely manner.
5) Try to keep enough cash to pay your bills for at least six months in reserve. It will make your life immeasurably easier if your car breaks down, you have a surprise medical expense, or you get an opportunity to get a fantastic bargain.
6) Dogs are fantastic animals. They deserve to be called man's best friend. But, if you are under the impression that you just need to buy a collar and a bag of dry dog food every month and you're set, you're in for a rude awakening. Dogs tend to be much more expensive and time consuming than you'd think.
7) "Don't have any children or get married until you can support and love yourself first." -- D-Vega
8) "Don't trade your vehicle in on a new one just a couple of years after buying it. Pay it off and ride it until (the wheels fall off), all while putting that car payment in the bank." -- The_Muck_Man
9) College is a lot more work than high school and your job will be a lot more work than college was.
10) Start looking for a new job BEFORE you quit your old job.
11) Don't take any job that only pays commission unless you're either an expert salesman or ready to spend months working without pay to gain the skills you need to become an expert salesman.
12) Ideally, you should choose something you love to do so much that you'd do it for free and find a way to make it into a career.
13) When asking for a salary, always have a figure you want in mind -- and then ask for significantly more than that number. That way, you may get more than what you want and even if you don't, you have a better chance of getting the amount you had in mind than if you had blurted it out right off the bat.
14) There's no shame in taking any honest job.
15) Getting fired or laid off isn't the end of the world. To the contrary, a lot of people, myself included, have moved on to bigger and better things after being laid off or fired.
16) If you're not happy with the job market, the government, or the schools in your area, remember that you can always move to another city or another state. Lots of Americans do just that every year.
17) "I wish that I had known to check the oil in my vehicles and to have changed it regularly. It would have saved a lot of money that I spent on repairs -- directly due to my lack of changing the oil per the mechanic." -- Ann H.
18) Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Turn it to the left to loosen it and to the right to tighten it.
19) Don't ever open a hot radiator cap or you can get seriously burned.
20) Here are 3 keys to keeping a reasonably clean house: don't leave any dishes in the sink overnight; every time you have a full load of clothes, wash 'em, and take out the trash every time the can is full. You do those things, wipe up your messes, and vacuum when the floor gets filthy, and you'll keep things reasonably neat.
21) If you use a computer even semi-regularly, it's worth your time to take a typing class.
22) It's not enough to buy a gun and stick it in a drawer like a lucky talisman. You need to learn to use the gun.
23) When you move, sell, throw away, and give away as much as possible or you'll just end up moving boxes from one closet, where they have been sitting for five years, to another closet, where they'll be sitting for the next five years.
24) Don't ever loan your friends money if you want to keep them as friends. After all, if they were good with money and were likely to pay you back in a timely manner, they probably wouldn't need the loan in the first place. If they really need the money, you want to help them, and you can afford it -- just give it to them.
25) Women should never allow a boyfriend to take naked pictures. If it's on film, you shouldn't be surprised if it goes public in one form or fashion after a break-up.
26) When men have a problem and they tell you about it, they want to know how to fix it. When women have a problem and they tell you about it, they just want you to listen.
27) If you ever get arrested, don't say anything until you talk to a lawyer.
28) If you don't know the agenda of the people you're getting your news from, then you don't have the information you need to know if what they're telling you is true.
29) Government is a necessary evil. It's best to keep its tentacles out of your life and out of our society as much as possible.
30) "When you're 18, you worry about what everybody is thinking of you; when you're 40, you don't give a darn what anybody thinks of you; when you're 60, you realize nobody's been thinking about you at all." -- Daniel Amen
31) Trust your instincts. They're usually right.
32) If you think a doctor's wrong, don't hesitate to ask for a second opinion. Your health is vitally important and doctors make mistakes just as often as anyone else.
33) Don't ever say anything that may offend someone who is going to be serving you food. You never know what they may stick in it when you're not looking.
34) If you get into a business deal with someone who goes to unusual lengths to convince you of how honest or Christian they are, watch your wallet and make sure you have an iron clad contract. They "doth protest too much."
35) "You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with." - Jim Rohn
36) If you want to do something exceptional, don't expect anyone to believe you can do it until you've done it. Unless you're already perceived as exceptional, most people won't believe in you. That's doubly true for the people who know you best and have therefore seen you at your most mediocre, like your parents, family, and friends.
37) If you don't feel like you're being treated fairly by a company, don't hesitate to ask for a manager. Oftentimes, a manager has gotten to where he is in a company because he is good at pleasing customers like you in the first place.
38) "You are not invulnerable and you are not going to live forever. You can (make) mistakes at 18 that you will have to live with for the rest of your life." -- Don_cos
39) Nobody owes you a living.
40) You are not a victim.
41) If you just assume that every conspiracy theory is wrong without even examining it, you will be right 99.99% of the time.
42) "It's likely that whatever challenges you have faced in your life currently could have been avoided but some better decisions upstream." -- Tony Robbins
43) At a minimum, keep a basic "to do" list, a schedule, and a budget.
44) "Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better." -- Pat Riley
45) "If you want your life to have impact, focus it! Stop dabbling. Stop trying to do it all. Do less. Prune away even good activities and do only that which matters most. Never confuse activity with productivity. You can be busy without a purpose, but what's the point?" -- Rick Warren
46) Ironically, successful people tend to fail a lot more than unsuccessful people. They also tend to ask a lot more questions.
47) When you consider Christianity, keep in mind this classic quotation from C.S. Lewis, "If I, being what I am, can consider that I am in some sense a Christian, why should the different vices of those people in the next pew prove that their religion is mere hypocrisy and convention?"
48) You beat 50% of the people by just showing up. You beat another 40% by working hard. The last 10% is a dogfight in the free enterprise system.
49) There are at least six key areas of your life: health, career, romantic, social, money, and religion. If you neglect any one of those areas, it will harm you in the other areas and keep you from being as happy as you can be otherwise.
50) When trying to decide between two closely matched alternatives, always have a bias towards action. In the long run, it'll lead to your having a lot more experience, great stories, and a richer, fuller life.
Source:- rightwingnews
Tags: 50 Things, 18-Year-Old, girls, boys, people
Everybody wants to look sexy and beautiful on valentines day for being special, sexy, Romantic, here are few tips for Valentine date
1.Keep your blowout bodacious
To get the oomphiest tresses, twist your hair into a tight bun right after you blow it out, and secure it with a pair of chopsticks-they won’t dent your’ do like an elastic. Let your hair cool while you do your makeup. When you take out the sticks, you’ll have oodles of soft waves.
2.Create gorgeous orbs
Illuminating your eyes isn’t just about using the right shadow. You first should nix any darkness or redness that could make you look tired. Blend a creamy concealer onto your lids, over dark circles, and the inner and outer corners, then apply your shadow as usual.
3.Fake a supermodel face
Here’s a cool new way to make your cheekbones pop: After you’ve applied the rest of your makeup, blend a non-greasy lip balm in a boomerang shape from the end of your brows to the tops of your cheekbones. The light will reflect off of your cheeks and make them look more pronounced in a subtle way.
4.Wear an arousing aroma
To slay a man with your scent, select a seductive floral or a spicy oriental. These fragrances in particular suggest sensuality and convey a come-hither message to your man’s subconscious.
6. Create a sexy stare
Smoky eyes are the black fishnet stockings of beauty-they give you instant sex appeal. To do: Drag eyeliner across the top of your hand to warm it up. This makes the pencil easy to blend, which is key since the smudgier you make it, the sultrier it looks.
7. Scent your skivvies
A clever way to smell delicious all night long: Mist your bra and undies with your favorite fragrance. The scent will cling to the fabric
so if things heat up later on, he’ll be seduced by your strategically placed perfume.
8. Tempt him with your talons
If you want notice-me nails
, you’re better off red-men respond most to racy scarlet hues. It says a woman is confident, exciting, and open to new experiences. Emergency beauty fix: If you break a nail while you’re out, rub the scratchy strip of a matchbox against it to smooth it out.
9. Make your fringe extra flirty
Dare to try a few individual fake lashes. An easy strategy: First, curl your own lashes. Then squeeze a drop of lash glue onto the back of your hand and dip the falsie in the glue using a tweezers. Next, wedge the end of the lash between your natural ones at the outer corners of your eyes, use light pressure until it’s set in place. Add two or three more, spreading them out evenly along the outer quarter of each eye. Finish with two coats of mascara to blend the falsies in.
10. Zap a last-minute zit
Cursed with a killer pimple? Place ice in a wash-cloth and hold it on the spot for a few minutes to reduce swelling. Dot redness-reducing eye drops on it and cover it with a concealer containing salicylic acid to prevent it from getting worse.
11. Do devour-me lips
Blend a pearly nude shimmer cream on the corners of your mouth and in the center over your cupids bow. It’ll highlight your smile and enhance the shape of your mouth.
12. Work sexy strands
As soon as you hear your date ring the doorbell
, tilt your head to the right and tousle your roots, then repeat on the left side. This will help you make the absolute hottest hair impression. You can use this trick again throughout the evening to give your locks an instant boost whenever they fall flat.
13. Flaunt foxy feet
If you’re wearing strappy shoes, make sure your tootsies are smooth. To do: Slough your soles with a body scrub in the shower then, if you have rough heels, use pumice stone
. Sprinkle baby powder on your arches to keep them dry. Extra credit: Dust shimmer onto your toes to make them twinkle.
14. Maintain perfect skin
Here’s an ingenious way to keep your flaws undercover: Scoop out a pea-size blob of your concealer and stick it onto the mirror of your powder compact. It’ll be just enough cover-up to hide any imperfection that poops up.
15. Don’t break a sweat
Most antiperspirants contain the same amount of the active ingredient aluminum zirconium. But since a soft solid version is creamy like a lotion, it’s absorbed more easily by your skin than a solid, gel, or spray, which makes it the most effective option.
16. Enhance your assets
If you’re wearing a low-cut top lightly dust bronzer in between your breasts, then go over the tops of you ta-tas with shimmer powder. It’ll create the illusion of a deeper divide for a voluptuous effect.
1.Keep your blowout bodacious
To get the oomphiest tresses, twist your hair into a tight bun right after you blow it out, and secure it with a pair of chopsticks-they won’t dent your’ do like an elastic. Let your hair cool while you do your makeup. When you take out the sticks, you’ll have oodles of soft waves.
2.Create gorgeous orbs
Illuminating your eyes isn’t just about using the right shadow. You first should nix any darkness or redness that could make you look tired. Blend a creamy concealer onto your lids, over dark circles, and the inner and outer corners, then apply your shadow as usual.
3.Fake a supermodel face
Here’s a cool new way to make your cheekbones pop: After you’ve applied the rest of your makeup, blend a non-greasy lip balm in a boomerang shape from the end of your brows to the tops of your cheekbones. The light will reflect off of your cheeks and make them look more pronounced in a subtle way.
4.Wear an arousing aroma
To slay a man with your scent, select a seductive floral or a spicy oriental. These fragrances in particular suggest sensuality and convey a come-hither message to your man’s subconscious.
6. Create a sexy stare
Smoky eyes are the black fishnet stockings of beauty-they give you instant sex appeal. To do: Drag eyeliner across the top of your hand to warm it up. This makes the pencil easy to blend, which is key since the smudgier you make it, the sultrier it looks.
7. Scent your skivvies
A clever way to smell delicious all night long: Mist your bra and undies with your favorite fragrance. The scent will cling to the fabric
so if things heat up later on, he’ll be seduced by your strategically placed perfume.
8. Tempt him with your talons
If you want notice-me nails
, you’re better off red-men respond most to racy scarlet hues. It says a woman is confident, exciting, and open to new experiences. Emergency beauty fix: If you break a nail while you’re out, rub the scratchy strip of a matchbox against it to smooth it out.
9. Make your fringe extra flirty
Dare to try a few individual fake lashes. An easy strategy: First, curl your own lashes. Then squeeze a drop of lash glue onto the back of your hand and dip the falsie in the glue using a tweezers. Next, wedge the end of the lash between your natural ones at the outer corners of your eyes, use light pressure until it’s set in place. Add two or three more, spreading them out evenly along the outer quarter of each eye. Finish with two coats of mascara to blend the falsies in.
10. Zap a last-minute zit
Cursed with a killer pimple? Place ice in a wash-cloth and hold it on the spot for a few minutes to reduce swelling. Dot redness-reducing eye drops on it and cover it with a concealer containing salicylic acid to prevent it from getting worse.
11. Do devour-me lips
Blend a pearly nude shimmer cream on the corners of your mouth and in the center over your cupids bow. It’ll highlight your smile and enhance the shape of your mouth.
12. Work sexy strands
As soon as you hear your date ring the doorbell
, tilt your head to the right and tousle your roots, then repeat on the left side. This will help you make the absolute hottest hair impression. You can use this trick again throughout the evening to give your locks an instant boost whenever they fall flat.
13. Flaunt foxy feet
If you’re wearing strappy shoes, make sure your tootsies are smooth. To do: Slough your soles with a body scrub in the shower then, if you have rough heels, use pumice stone
. Sprinkle baby powder on your arches to keep them dry. Extra credit: Dust shimmer onto your toes to make them twinkle.
14. Maintain perfect skin
Here’s an ingenious way to keep your flaws undercover: Scoop out a pea-size blob of your concealer and stick it onto the mirror of your powder compact. It’ll be just enough cover-up to hide any imperfection that poops up.
15. Don’t break a sweat
Most antiperspirants contain the same amount of the active ingredient aluminum zirconium. But since a soft solid version is creamy like a lotion, it’s absorbed more easily by your skin than a solid, gel, or spray, which makes it the most effective option.
16. Enhance your assets
If you’re wearing a low-cut top lightly dust bronzer in between your breasts, then go over the tops of you ta-tas with shimmer powder. It’ll create the illusion of a deeper divide for a voluptuous effect.
There are some essential items every woman should bring along with her on a date.
A lot of things can happen on that first date (or second, or third).
1. Cash Card/Bank Card
Cash Card
A cash card/bank card that’s actually got funds available. Anything can happen, and cash is one of the best ways to get out of bad situations. You might need an emergency taxi ride. Or your date might come up embarrassingly short. Whether your date is going well or badly, anything can happen. It literally pays to be prepared.
2. Mobile/Cell
Mobile
There’s the chance you might need to get out of your date, for an ‘emergency,’ if you’re on a nightmare date. Be tactful with it- put it on vibrate, don’t reply to texts from your friends during a conversation.
3. Lip-goo/Gloss/lipstick/chap stick
Lipstick
Your lips are one of your most sell-able assets you have on a date, and where men’s eyes linger. There’s nothing worse than having it wear-off halfway, or get smudged across your chin- which will have him staring at you for all of the wrong reasons.
4. Mini-perfume
Perfume
Perfume can fade. You don’t want to smell like the dinner you’ve just both eaten, make a discreet visit to the Ladies and refresh. Don’t bathe in it- some people have allergies. It isn’t romantic watching your date sneeze every 5 seconds.
5. Eye-liner/eye-shadow
25 Sexiest Things Ever Said by Women
Eye-shadow
Make-up bleeds, runs, drips. Raccoon eyes are sexy on the runway (depending on the fashion), but not on a date. If you’ve got a pimple, bring your cover-stick to do touch-ups throughout the night.
6. Pony-tail holder/clip
Pony tail
If you’re out together for a long evening, it’s useful to be able to not only let your hair down but put it up. This is especially true for those nights out dancing, or activity dates.
7. Light Sweater
Sweater
For all seasons (winter being the exception), the weather can change instantly. Having something along with you- just in case- helps not distract him from your beauty to your goosebumps or shirt-bumps.
8. Chewing Gum/mints
Chewing gum
Eating, drinking coffee, drinking- all of these can leave a nasty residue in your mouth- you don’t want to taste like regurgitated food. Don’t leave the gum for the last moment, using it continually through the night makes you more kissable.
9. Clean Undies
Undies
This is for more advanced dates, clearly. But as our mothers always told us, you can never be too careful. There’s the added plus of wearing comfortable undies for the date and swapping for sexy ones towards the end of the evening.
10. Condoms
Condoms
Whatever your birth control preferences, condoms are a dating staple. Having more than one handy (you really never do know where the night will take you) gives you the relief of not running around town looking for an open mini-mart.
It’s fun dating and (possibly) mating. With these few essentials to carry with you on your date, you’ll be prepared for everything and anything.
A lot of things can happen on that first date (or second, or third).
1. Cash Card/Bank Card
Cash Card
A cash card/bank card that’s actually got funds available. Anything can happen, and cash is one of the best ways to get out of bad situations. You might need an emergency taxi ride. Or your date might come up embarrassingly short. Whether your date is going well or badly, anything can happen. It literally pays to be prepared.
2. Mobile/Cell
Mobile
There’s the chance you might need to get out of your date, for an ‘emergency,’ if you’re on a nightmare date. Be tactful with it- put it on vibrate, don’t reply to texts from your friends during a conversation.
3. Lip-goo/Gloss/lipstick/chap stick
Lipstick
Your lips are one of your most sell-able assets you have on a date, and where men’s eyes linger. There’s nothing worse than having it wear-off halfway, or get smudged across your chin- which will have him staring at you for all of the wrong reasons.
4. Mini-perfume
Perfume
Perfume can fade. You don’t want to smell like the dinner you’ve just both eaten, make a discreet visit to the Ladies and refresh. Don’t bathe in it- some people have allergies. It isn’t romantic watching your date sneeze every 5 seconds.
5. Eye-liner/eye-shadow
25 Sexiest Things Ever Said by Women
Eye-shadow
Make-up bleeds, runs, drips. Raccoon eyes are sexy on the runway (depending on the fashion), but not on a date. If you’ve got a pimple, bring your cover-stick to do touch-ups throughout the night.
6. Pony-tail holder/clip
Pony tail
If you’re out together for a long evening, it’s useful to be able to not only let your hair down but put it up. This is especially true for those nights out dancing, or activity dates.
7. Light Sweater
Sweater
For all seasons (winter being the exception), the weather can change instantly. Having something along with you- just in case- helps not distract him from your beauty to your goosebumps or shirt-bumps.
8. Chewing Gum/mints
Chewing gum
Eating, drinking coffee, drinking- all of these can leave a nasty residue in your mouth- you don’t want to taste like regurgitated food. Don’t leave the gum for the last moment, using it continually through the night makes you more kissable.
9. Clean Undies
Undies
This is for more advanced dates, clearly. But as our mothers always told us, you can never be too careful. There’s the added plus of wearing comfortable undies for the date and swapping for sexy ones towards the end of the evening.
10. Condoms
Condoms
Whatever your birth control preferences, condoms are a dating staple. Having more than one handy (you really never do know where the night will take you) gives you the relief of not running around town looking for an open mini-mart.
It’s fun dating and (possibly) mating. With these few essentials to carry with you on your date, you’ll be prepared for everything and anything.
1. “The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.” —Eve, Genesis 3:13
2. “To err is human—but it feels divine.” —Mae West
3. “We’re so damn conservative all day that when you finally get us in the bedroom, we’re absolute animals.” —Shannen Doherty, on being Republican
4. “Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I’m married, I also get good jewelry out of it.” —Heather Locklear
5. “All I can say is if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot.” —Jennifer Lopez
6. “I don’t think I have to introduce myself, unless you don’t recognize me with my clothes on.” —Madonna
7. “If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion.” —Sheryl Crow
8. “It says, ‘Pamela.’ And when he gets excited, it says, ‘I love Pamela very, very much. She’s a wonderful wife, and I enjoy her company to the 10th degree!’ ” —Pamela Anderson, on the tattoo on Tommy Lee’s penis
9. “Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction.” —Natalie Clifford Barney
10. “Only the united beat of sex and heart can create ecstasy.” —Anais Nin
11. “It’s pitch, sex is. Once you touch it, it clings to you.” —Margery Allingham
12. “As a stripper, I was getting a taste of what it would be like to be a woman in a society that honors the animal vitality in us all, instead of despising it.” —Seph Weene
13. “It was like experiencing a nuclear explosion in a very small place.” —Loni Anderson, describing sex with WKRP in Cincinnati costar Gary Sandy
14. “I get such a rush going to the store, standing in front of the condom counter and going through them. I love the gold-coin ones. Every time I undo one, it reminds me of the chocolate candies from my childhood.” —Sandra Bullock
15. “I don’t think being obsessed with sex is any stranger than being obsessed with stamp collecting.” —Annie Sprinkle
16. “I’m very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.” —Sharon Stone
17. “Men ought to become more conscious of their bodies as objects of delight.” —Germaine Greer
18. “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” —Ingrid Bergman
19. “You wanna know what my tongue feels like?” —Janet Jackson
20. “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” —Erica Jong
21. “Don’t! Ever! Stop! F—ing! Me!” —Kelly Preston, in Jerry Maguire
22. “Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?” —Alanis Morissette
23. “I’m not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want.” —Missy Elliott
24. “When she raises her eyelids, it’s as if she were taking off all her clothes.” —Colette
25. “I like to wake up feeling a new man.” —Jean Harlow
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What did you do to your hair? If you're asking because you don't like it, it's too late. And if you're asking because you really can't tell, pay more attention!
Why aren't you married? There is no right answer to this question. Either nobody's asked us, or we just don't want to be. Either way, is it any of your business?
You're being irrational. To a woman, words like "irrational" and "emotional" are loaded with double meanings. You're better off choosing an adjective not loaded with sexist tripwires.
Your best friend is really hot. We know she's hot, but telling us you think so is the quickest way to never see her again.
Can I kiss you? Don't suck all the spontaneity out of the moment by asking, just go for it! If we're not into it, we'll let you know.
You aren't one of those feminists, are you? You aren't one of those guys who enjoys sleeping on the couch, are you?
You're cute when you're mad. You are not cute when you are being patronizing!
That's not the way my ex did it. You're better off just avoiding the topic of ex-girlfriends in general, unless accompanied by phrases like "vastly inferior to my current girlfriend."
So how old are you? Old enough to know not to ask rude questions.
You sound just like your mother. Are you insulting us, or our mothers? Both? Oh, it's on.
Smile. There is nothing more infuriating than being told to "Smile" when you don't feel like it.. Aren't we allowed to have a bad day?
You sure you wanna eat that? If she wasn't sure, she wouldn't have ordered it. And are you sure you want to question her diet, Mr. Nacho, Wings and Beer Belly?
The "b" word, ever. Calling a woman a "bitch" (or worse) in any context is just not OK. We will flip out.
When are you due? Unless her belly is indisputably housing a baby, never assume a woman is pregnant. We will, however, accept offers of seats even if we're just bloated.
Is it that time of the month? Blaming a woman's anger on her period is the quickest way to ensure her rage will now be focused on you. It doesn't matter if she blows up at you like clockwork every 28 days -- just don't say it.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there are two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses love to suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches… or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to keep reminding her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are always clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Things you learn from Indian porn videos
1. You can have sex with your clothes on!
2. You can cum by just rubbing your body.
3. Sex happens only in South India (especially Kerala) considering the fact that you hardly see any North Indian babe in desi porn flicks.
Can you think of more observations that you may had by seeing desi porn flicks? Please post them in the comments. Let's see how good you are at this. ;)
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there are two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses love to suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches… or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to keep reminding her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are always clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Things you learn from Indian porn videos
1. You can have sex with your clothes on!
2. You can cum by just rubbing your body.
3. Sex happens only in South India (especially Kerala) considering the fact that you hardly see any North Indian babe in desi porn flicks.
Can you think of more observations that you may had by seeing desi porn flicks? Please post them in the comments. Let's see how good you are at this. ;)
Items you enjoy consuming or doing but in some way there are bad for you.
Probably from your top of the head you can remember things they are bad for you but you enjoy doing them or consume them. We all do that. From alcohol, cigarettes even sun exposing. I did some research and this is 10 things which are bad for you BUT you can't without them.
Beer
New research has proved that reasonable consuming of beer can improve your cardiovascular function. It is good for you but we all know that it can be bad for you if you get too addicted to beer.
Anger
Studies showed that "explode" of anger and frustration, sometimes, is good for your health. It is even more efficient coping method than becoming disgusted, irritated or afraid. Other side of being angry for too long will lead to some health issues like blood pressure or sleep disorder.
Coffee
Is it good for you? Is it bad? Coffee is major source of antioxidants and it can help you lower your risk from diabetes. And also it is good for people on a diet.
Sun Light
Don't you feel better when is sunny? It has been proved that sun can boost your mood. But also sun can literary kill you. Too much exposure to the sun and you can get cancer. Scientists proved that ultraviolet rays can suppress the immune reaction that causes asthma.
Maggots
First thought about them - disgusting. But they can save your life. In 2003, maggots were approved by scientist as the Food & Drug Administration's only live medical "mechanism". Maggots mimic their "wild" lifestyle and munch on bacteria and dead tissue when you placed them on serious wounds, helping to prevent infection.
Marijuana
This is not a marijuana advertising. It's medicinal. Recent researches on mice imply that anti-inflammatory found in the drug prevent the clumping of brain proteins, Alzheimer's major cause of the disease.
Red Wine
One glass of red wine before dinner (NOT every day) can make you healthier. It has long been known that red wine has artery-protecting and anti-cancer benefits. Latest studies proved that in the skin of (red wine) grapes is found antioxidant (called resveratrol). It has some connection with reducing gum diseases.
Chocolate
Recent studies showed that chocolate increase blood flow to the brain. But we all know what can happen from consuming too much of chocolate. Sugar problems like diabetes. That is the most extreme example.
Sex
There always will be somebody who will say that sex is bad for you. H mm... yeah HIV is bad for you. You don't need excuse for sex but if you need some here you go: way to reduce stress, cholesterol and improves blood circulation. Those are just simple "excuses".
Probably from your top of the head you can remember things they are bad for you but you enjoy doing them or consume them. We all do that. From alcohol, cigarettes even sun exposing. I did some research and this is 10 things which are bad for you BUT you can't without them.
Beer
New research has proved that reasonable consuming of beer can improve your cardiovascular function. It is good for you but we all know that it can be bad for you if you get too addicted to beer.
Anger
Studies showed that "explode" of anger and frustration, sometimes, is good for your health. It is even more efficient coping method than becoming disgusted, irritated or afraid. Other side of being angry for too long will lead to some health issues like blood pressure or sleep disorder.
Coffee
Is it good for you? Is it bad? Coffee is major source of antioxidants and it can help you lower your risk from diabetes. And also it is good for people on a diet.
Sun Light
Don't you feel better when is sunny? It has been proved that sun can boost your mood. But also sun can literary kill you. Too much exposure to the sun and you can get cancer. Scientists proved that ultraviolet rays can suppress the immune reaction that causes asthma.
Maggots
First thought about them - disgusting. But they can save your life. In 2003, maggots were approved by scientist as the Food & Drug Administration's only live medical "mechanism". Maggots mimic their "wild" lifestyle and munch on bacteria and dead tissue when you placed them on serious wounds, helping to prevent infection.
Marijuana
This is not a marijuana advertising. It's medicinal. Recent researches on mice imply that anti-inflammatory found in the drug prevent the clumping of brain proteins, Alzheimer's major cause of the disease.
Red Wine
One glass of red wine before dinner (NOT every day) can make you healthier. It has long been known that red wine has artery-protecting and anti-cancer benefits. Latest studies proved that in the skin of (red wine) grapes is found antioxidant (called resveratrol). It has some connection with reducing gum diseases.
Chocolate
Recent studies showed that chocolate increase blood flow to the brain. But we all know what can happen from consuming too much of chocolate. Sugar problems like diabetes. That is the most extreme example.
Sex
There always will be somebody who will say that sex is bad for you. H mm... yeah HIV is bad for you. You don't need excuse for sex but if you need some here you go: way to reduce stress, cholesterol and improves blood circulation. Those are just simple "excuses".
Things I learned about French kissing.
I come from a very strict religious community. This community frowns on worldly pursuits such as getting laid and focuses on the more eternal goals, like killing Ragnar's. This community I come from is called by many names, but is easily identified by the racist slang, "The Geeks".
As an upstanding member of the Geek community, I never really had the opportunity to kiss anyone remotely attractive, and simply accepted the possibility that I may spend the rest of my life ogling females and considering suicide.
That was until a few nights ago. A party hosted by a heathen non-geek was in the neighborhood, and since I had done homework for the host, I was invited. It was kind of strange to go a party that was not centered around destroying evil, but actually participating in it.
Anyway, to get on with the anticipated list of seven things I never knew about French Kissing...
1.
Foreplay is Awesome, Even for a Guy
I spent around three hours talking and slow-dancing with an amazing woman. The 30-second-rule about men is not completely true. I can imagine how badly it would have gone if I had come on too fast, but the way it was, I was actually going too slow for her, so she was actually jumping MY bones. A better complement cannot be asked for.
2.
Women are Not Made of Steel, Stone, or Plastic
This is a little hard to explain to someone who has not been pressed up against a living, female body. Women are just as bony, squishy, and sweaty as men are. For someone who has spent their entire life seeing women on computer screens or magazine pictures, that person cannot properly imagine what a real woman is like.
3.
Women are Short
Really short. They are like little Halflings. Or cute dwarfs. Really, I had no idea what to do with someone who was that close to the floor all the time. When you are slow dancing with a short person, it can be a little awkward. The really only good place to put her head while you are dancing is to rest it against your chest, because there is no way on earth that you can put it on your shoulder, even if you squat down.
4.
A Muscular Chest Goes an Incredibly Long Way
No, pecs are not only for wrestlers, gays, and gay wrestlers. Pecs are not so you can look nice in a tight shirt. I never knew this before, but when a woman rests her head on your chest, you will know with an unshakable knowledge what pecs are for. And you will be unbelievably glad you went to that really gay gym. You will either thank God or become very religious when this happens.
5.
Women's Noses Are a Lot Longer Than They Look
When you feel something with your face, you get a lot more information in your brain than you would just by looking at it. So when you put your face up against the face of another person, you can learn things that nobody else could know unless they did it, too. And one of those things, is your dancing partner's nose is actually pressing up against your cheekbone. And on a side note, when you are this close to someone, you can sync with their breathing. This sensation can only be described as gorgeous.
6.
Kisses Are Not the Sloppy, Grandmother Things You Hated as a Child
The mouth is the most sensitive place on your body. This is why children always put everything in their mouths when they want to learn about it. There is a massive, massive array of nerve endings in and around your mouth. Placing your lips on another pair of lips is a very nice feeling. But, OH MAN! The TONGUE! There is so much information being poured into your brain when you French kiss that you will either experience a cardiac arrest, or permanently and instantly lose 25 IQ points. You will feel every taste bud, every pore of that woman's mouth. And, OH MAN, she's moving her tongue! She's moving the...
I think that the...
Oh please, just let...
Uh, whoa.
That was really something else. Did I just black out there?
Wow.
7.
You Will Never Be Able to Concentrate on Anything, Ever Again
I come from a very strict religious community. This community frowns on worldly pursuits such as getting laid and focuses on the more eternal goals, like killing Ragnar's. This community I come from is called by many names, but is easily identified by the racist slang, "The Geeks".
As an upstanding member of the Geek community, I never really had the opportunity to kiss anyone remotely attractive, and simply accepted the possibility that I may spend the rest of my life ogling females and considering suicide.
That was until a few nights ago. A party hosted by a heathen non-geek was in the neighborhood, and since I had done homework for the host, I was invited. It was kind of strange to go a party that was not centered around destroying evil, but actually participating in it.
Anyway, to get on with the anticipated list of seven things I never knew about French Kissing...
1.
Foreplay is Awesome, Even for a Guy
I spent around three hours talking and slow-dancing with an amazing woman. The 30-second-rule about men is not completely true. I can imagine how badly it would have gone if I had come on too fast, but the way it was, I was actually going too slow for her, so she was actually jumping MY bones. A better complement cannot be asked for.
2.
Women are Not Made of Steel, Stone, or Plastic
This is a little hard to explain to someone who has not been pressed up against a living, female body. Women are just as bony, squishy, and sweaty as men are. For someone who has spent their entire life seeing women on computer screens or magazine pictures, that person cannot properly imagine what a real woman is like.
3.
Women are Short
Really short. They are like little Halflings. Or cute dwarfs. Really, I had no idea what to do with someone who was that close to the floor all the time. When you are slow dancing with a short person, it can be a little awkward. The really only good place to put her head while you are dancing is to rest it against your chest, because there is no way on earth that you can put it on your shoulder, even if you squat down.
4.
A Muscular Chest Goes an Incredibly Long Way
No, pecs are not only for wrestlers, gays, and gay wrestlers. Pecs are not so you can look nice in a tight shirt. I never knew this before, but when a woman rests her head on your chest, you will know with an unshakable knowledge what pecs are for. And you will be unbelievably glad you went to that really gay gym. You will either thank God or become very religious when this happens.
5.
Women's Noses Are a Lot Longer Than They Look
When you feel something with your face, you get a lot more information in your brain than you would just by looking at it. So when you put your face up against the face of another person, you can learn things that nobody else could know unless they did it, too. And one of those things, is your dancing partner's nose is actually pressing up against your cheekbone. And on a side note, when you are this close to someone, you can sync with their breathing. This sensation can only be described as gorgeous.
6.
Kisses Are Not the Sloppy, Grandmother Things You Hated as a Child
The mouth is the most sensitive place on your body. This is why children always put everything in their mouths when they want to learn about it. There is a massive, massive array of nerve endings in and around your mouth. Placing your lips on another pair of lips is a very nice feeling. But, OH MAN! The TONGUE! There is so much information being poured into your brain when you French kiss that you will either experience a cardiac arrest, or permanently and instantly lose 25 IQ points. You will feel every taste bud, every pore of that woman's mouth. And, OH MAN, she's moving her tongue! She's moving the...
I think that the...
Oh please, just let...
Uh, whoa.
That was really something else. Did I just black out there?
Wow.
7.
You Will Never Be Able to Concentrate on Anything, Ever Again
10 things God won't ask on that day:
Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman
1. Working / Earning not mandatory.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips
11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.
12. Easy to get a ride.
13. Men hold the door open for us.
14. Jewels looks good on us.
15. We lie better.
16. We're better manipulators.
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
18. We always have food in the fridge.
19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
20. We always get to choose the movie.
21. We don't have to mow the lawn.
22. We don't have to take out the garbage.
23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.
24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.
25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.
28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.
29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.
30. We can cry in public. Men cant.
31. We don't feel shy to cry.
32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.
33. Sweat is sexy on us.
34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.
40. Women are cleaner.
41. We know how to make up stories.
42. We're better arguers.
43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.
44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.
45. We're better parents.
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.
48. We're flexible.
49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
50. Easy to make friendships.
51. Much easy to get a date.
52. Men have to be in uniform.
53. We can do makeup anywhere
54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.
55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.
56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.
57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).
58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.
59. Better tips.
60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting
61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.
62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!
63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.
64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.
65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.
66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.
67. We are always smart.
68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.
71. Women sweat less.
72. Women smell better.
73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards
74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.
75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.
76. We can be late to the office.
77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.
78. We're better gossips.
79. We have better fashion sense.
80. We're better shoppers.
81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.
83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.
85. We don't have to drive when on a date.
86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.
87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.
88. Don't have to maintain great physique.
89. Women look better naked
90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.
91. When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're just short.
92. Women do less time for violent crimes.
93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.
94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.
95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.
96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"
97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
99. Women are sexier.
100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it.........!
1. Working / Earning not mandatory.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips
11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.
12. Easy to get a ride.
13. Men hold the door open for us.
14. Jewels looks good on us.
15. We lie better.
16. We're better manipulators.
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
18. We always have food in the fridge.
19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
20. We always get to choose the movie.
21. We don't have to mow the lawn.
22. We don't have to take out the garbage.
23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.
24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.
25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.
28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.
29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.
30. We can cry in public. Men cant.
31. We don't feel shy to cry.
32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.
33. Sweat is sexy on us.
34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.
40. Women are cleaner.
41. We know how to make up stories.
42. We're better arguers.
43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.
44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.
45. We're better parents.
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.
48. We're flexible.
49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
50. Easy to make friendships.
51. Much easy to get a date.
52. Men have to be in uniform.
53. We can do makeup anywhere
54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.
55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.
56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.
57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).
58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.
59. Better tips.
60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting
61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.
62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!
63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.
64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.
65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.
66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.
67. We are always smart.
68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.
71. Women sweat less.
72. Women smell better.
73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards
74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.
75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.
76. We can be late to the office.
77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.
78. We're better gossips.
79. We have better fashion sense.
80. We're better shoppers.
81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.
83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.
85. We don't have to drive when on a date.
86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.
87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.
88. Don't have to maintain great physique.
89. Women look better naked
90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.
91. When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're just short.
92. Women do less time for violent crimes.
93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.
94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.
95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.
96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"
97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
99. Women are sexier.
100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it.........!
Have you ever cheat in your exam ? How do you do it ? Ever get caught ?
Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let's look at the latest way !
1.Type out your notes in the computer:
2. Make sure to resize the font size 6:
3.Print out the notes with your own printer:
4. Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier:
5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:
6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape:
7. Soak the strips in cold water:
8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully:
9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes:
10. Dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again.
11. If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhessive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet
12. Alternatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall:
13. Or you may also stick it on your drink:
Try it guys & gals....
Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let's look at the latest way !
1.Type out your notes in the computer:
2. Make sure to resize the font size 6:
3.Print out the notes with your own printer:
4. Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier:
5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:
6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape:
7. Soak the strips in cold water:
8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully:
9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes:
10. Dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again.
11. If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhessive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet
12. Alternatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall:
13. Or you may also stick it on your drink:
Try it guys & gals....
So here are the 10 things that women will never confess to the opposite sex:
1) We are just as horny as you. Scientists are always citing new studies that men think about sex once a minute while women think about it once a day. I don’t know who they’re polling, but this is bullshit. Truth is, just because gals lack testosterone doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy a good lay. We just don’t want to get branded as easy. Believe me, the more chaste and innocent a girl looks, the more likely she is into some fuzzy handcuffs and a well-worn Kama Sutra.
2) We do talk and compare notes with our girlfriends. OK, so maybe our conversations aren’t quite as frank as those on Sex and the City. We’re not going to kiss and tell everything; we’ll leave that up to Cosmo. But for the sake of our mental health, we have to talk – or rant, or rave, as the case may be – about our love lives (or lack thereof). Size may come up; contrary to what we say, it does matter to some extent.(Believe me nothing is more awkward than "Are you in?"..."Yeah, for the past 10 minutes") But it’s much more about how you work what your momma gave ya.
3) We think the penis must be God’s joke to man. C’mon, you can’t tell me it’s exactly an aesthetic work of art. It’s just…funny looking. Granted, vaginas may not be much better, but at least they’re not out in the open and free to sway in the breeze. Besides, you don’t see any Georgia O’Keefe paintings of male genitalia, now, do you?
4) We don’t ‘get’ porn. What exactly is the appeal of clicking with one hand while you ‘double click your mouse’ with the other? Don’t get me wrong; women have elaborate fantasies. But our versions are mostly that – imaginary scenarios existing solely in our heads, or perhaps a bodice-ripper romance novel in which the only picture is on the cover: a Fabio-like hunk in an open, flowing blouse embraces a voluptuous beauty in front of a castle/lake/seashore/etc. Cheesy, but romance is divine. We aren’t as dependent on visual stimulation, and we sure as hell don’t want to see www.barelylegalgirlsgettinggangbanged.com. And don’t get me started on the whole guy fascination with lesbians.
5) We are not above embracing the double standard. Women had to fight for decades to earn the same rights as men. In America, we may have finally won that fight legally, but just because we demand equal pay in our jobs doesn’t mean we’re going to jump for the bill on a date or attempt to move our sofa single-handedly. Call it our revenge for having to wear corsets for several centuries. Oh, we also know you are completely stupified by the sight of boobs and we wield those puppies to our advantage.
6) We created the metrosexual. We just don’t want to sleep with him. For decades, women demanded that men become more domestic, more sensitive, and better able to relate to our emotional needs. Well, now we’ve finally got what we wanted, and we’ve realized that it’s not that fun to wear the pants all the time in a relationship. Call us hypocrites, but how can you feel feminine and sexy when your boy takes longer to get ready than you do? How can you respect a guy who cries during sex, a Disney movie, or a Hallmark commercial? You just can’t. This is why nice guys sometimes do finish last.
7) Yeah, we are crazy. Oh wait, that one’s not really a secret.
8) Society has trained us to hate - or at the very least distrust - you. From infancy, girls are told in various subtle and not-so-subtle ways that anyone with a penis can’t be trusted: “Men are only after one thing.” By the time a gal hits puberty, she’s convinced that most men are slimeballs who only smile at her because they’re imagining her naked; by the time she goes to college, she carries mace on her key ring and has memorized the top 5 date rape drugs and their warning signs. Thanks to well-meaning mothers, after-school specials, and a few too many Oprah reruns, I’m surprised we aren’t all carrying chastity belts and kneeing every guy we meet in the ‘nads.
9) We don’t really know what the hell we want, but we’ll pretend to be relationship experts. Gold-diggers aside, most young women aren’t necessarily chomping at the bit to get married. In fact, some of us are downright terrified of commitment. But dammnit, we’re devoted watchers of Dr. Phil, and we’re determined to keep the gender stereotype as the stable nurturer in a relationship. So be prepared to talk about your feelings.
10) We want to see you happy. Whether it’s asking you to “fix” our stuck cabinet door or set up our speaker system, we’re happy to give you an ego boost now and then. Sometimes it’s just easier to play the damsel in distress, smile, and nod than fight with you over the best way to debug a PC. And take note: this eager-to-please attitude extends to the bedroom, too, so long as you reciprocate.
1) We are just as horny as you. Scientists are always citing new studies that men think about sex once a minute while women think about it once a day. I don’t know who they’re polling, but this is bullshit. Truth is, just because gals lack testosterone doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy a good lay. We just don’t want to get branded as easy. Believe me, the more chaste and innocent a girl looks, the more likely she is into some fuzzy handcuffs and a well-worn Kama Sutra.
2) We do talk and compare notes with our girlfriends. OK, so maybe our conversations aren’t quite as frank as those on Sex and the City. We’re not going to kiss and tell everything; we’ll leave that up to Cosmo. But for the sake of our mental health, we have to talk – or rant, or rave, as the case may be – about our love lives (or lack thereof). Size may come up; contrary to what we say, it does matter to some extent.(Believe me nothing is more awkward than "Are you in?"..."Yeah, for the past 10 minutes") But it’s much more about how you work what your momma gave ya.
3) We think the penis must be God’s joke to man. C’mon, you can’t tell me it’s exactly an aesthetic work of art. It’s just…funny looking. Granted, vaginas may not be much better, but at least they’re not out in the open and free to sway in the breeze. Besides, you don’t see any Georgia O’Keefe paintings of male genitalia, now, do you?
4) We don’t ‘get’ porn. What exactly is the appeal of clicking with one hand while you ‘double click your mouse’ with the other? Don’t get me wrong; women have elaborate fantasies. But our versions are mostly that – imaginary scenarios existing solely in our heads, or perhaps a bodice-ripper romance novel in which the only picture is on the cover: a Fabio-like hunk in an open, flowing blouse embraces a voluptuous beauty in front of a castle/lake/seashore/etc. Cheesy, but romance is divine. We aren’t as dependent on visual stimulation, and we sure as hell don’t want to see www.barelylegalgirlsgettinggangbanged.com. And don’t get me started on the whole guy fascination with lesbians.
5) We are not above embracing the double standard. Women had to fight for decades to earn the same rights as men. In America, we may have finally won that fight legally, but just because we demand equal pay in our jobs doesn’t mean we’re going to jump for the bill on a date or attempt to move our sofa single-handedly. Call it our revenge for having to wear corsets for several centuries. Oh, we also know you are completely stupified by the sight of boobs and we wield those puppies to our advantage.
6) We created the metrosexual. We just don’t want to sleep with him. For decades, women demanded that men become more domestic, more sensitive, and better able to relate to our emotional needs. Well, now we’ve finally got what we wanted, and we’ve realized that it’s not that fun to wear the pants all the time in a relationship. Call us hypocrites, but how can you feel feminine and sexy when your boy takes longer to get ready than you do? How can you respect a guy who cries during sex, a Disney movie, or a Hallmark commercial? You just can’t. This is why nice guys sometimes do finish last.
7) Yeah, we are crazy. Oh wait, that one’s not really a secret.
8) Society has trained us to hate - or at the very least distrust - you. From infancy, girls are told in various subtle and not-so-subtle ways that anyone with a penis can’t be trusted: “Men are only after one thing.” By the time a gal hits puberty, she’s convinced that most men are slimeballs who only smile at her because they’re imagining her naked; by the time she goes to college, she carries mace on her key ring and has memorized the top 5 date rape drugs and their warning signs. Thanks to well-meaning mothers, after-school specials, and a few too many Oprah reruns, I’m surprised we aren’t all carrying chastity belts and kneeing every guy we meet in the ‘nads.
9) We don’t really know what the hell we want, but we’ll pretend to be relationship experts. Gold-diggers aside, most young women aren’t necessarily chomping at the bit to get married. In fact, some of us are downright terrified of commitment. But dammnit, we’re devoted watchers of Dr. Phil, and we’re determined to keep the gender stereotype as the stable nurturer in a relationship. So be prepared to talk about your feelings.
10) We want to see you happy. Whether it’s asking you to “fix” our stuck cabinet door or set up our speaker system, we’re happy to give you an ego boost now and then. Sometimes it’s just easier to play the damsel in distress, smile, and nod than fight with you over the best way to debug a PC. And take note: this eager-to-please attitude extends to the bedroom, too, so long as you reciprocate.
Waiters share insider secrets about restaurant -- from what days to avoid dining out to how much to tip.
1. Avoid eating out on holidays and Saturday nights. The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.
2. There are almost never any sick days in the restaurant business. A busboy with a kid to support isn't going to stay home and miss out on $100 because he's got strep throat. And these are the people handling your food.
3. When customers' dissatisfaction devolves into personal attacks, adulterating food or drink is a convenient way for servers to exact covert vengeance. Waiters can and do spit in people's food.
4. Never say "I'm friends with the owner." Restaurant owners don't have friends. This marks you as a clueless poseur the moment you walk in the door.
5. Treat others as you want to be treated. (Yes, people need to be reminded of this.)
6. Don't snap your fingers to get our attention. Remember, we have shears that cut through bone in the kitchen.
7. Don't order meals that aren't on the menu. You're forcing the chef to cook something he doesn't make on a regular basis. If he makes the same entrée 10,000 times a month, the odds are good that the dish will be a home run every time.
8. Splitting entrées is okay, but don't ask for water, lemon, and sugar so you can make your own lemonade. What's next, grapes so you can press your own wine?
9. If you find a waiter you like, always ask to be seated in his or her section. Tell all your friends so they'll start asking for that server as well. You've just made that waiter look indispensable to the owner. The server will be grateful and take good care of you.
10. If you can't afford to leave a tip, you can't afford to eat in the restaurant. Servers could be giving 20 to 40 percent to the busboys, bartenders, maître d', or hostess.
11. Always examine the check. Sometimes large parties are unaware that a gratuity has been added to the bill, so they tip on top of it. Waiters "facilitate" this error. It's dishonest, it's wrong-and I did it all the time.
12. If you want to hang out, that's fine. But increase the tip to make up for money the server would have made if he or she had had another seating at that table.
13. Never, ever come in 15 minutes before closing time. The cooks are tired and will cook your dinner right away. So while you're chitchatting over salads, your entrées will be languishing under the heat lamp while the dishwasher is spraying industrial-strength, carcinogenic cleaning solvents in their immediate vicinity.
1. Avoid eating out on holidays and Saturday nights. The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.
2. There are almost never any sick days in the restaurant business. A busboy with a kid to support isn't going to stay home and miss out on $100 because he's got strep throat. And these are the people handling your food.
3. When customers' dissatisfaction devolves into personal attacks, adulterating food or drink is a convenient way for servers to exact covert vengeance. Waiters can and do spit in people's food.
4. Never say "I'm friends with the owner." Restaurant owners don't have friends. This marks you as a clueless poseur the moment you walk in the door.
5. Treat others as you want to be treated. (Yes, people need to be reminded of this.)
6. Don't snap your fingers to get our attention. Remember, we have shears that cut through bone in the kitchen.
7. Don't order meals that aren't on the menu. You're forcing the chef to cook something he doesn't make on a regular basis. If he makes the same entrée 10,000 times a month, the odds are good that the dish will be a home run every time.
8. Splitting entrées is okay, but don't ask for water, lemon, and sugar so you can make your own lemonade. What's next, grapes so you can press your own wine?
9. If you find a waiter you like, always ask to be seated in his or her section. Tell all your friends so they'll start asking for that server as well. You've just made that waiter look indispensable to the owner. The server will be grateful and take good care of you.
10. If you can't afford to leave a tip, you can't afford to eat in the restaurant. Servers could be giving 20 to 40 percent to the busboys, bartenders, maître d', or hostess.
11. Always examine the check. Sometimes large parties are unaware that a gratuity has been added to the bill, so they tip on top of it. Waiters "facilitate" this error. It's dishonest, it's wrong-and I did it all the time.
12. If you want to hang out, that's fine. But increase the tip to make up for money the server would have made if he or she had had another seating at that table.
13. Never, ever come in 15 minutes before closing time. The cooks are tired and will cook your dinner right away. So while you're chitchatting over salads, your entrées will be languishing under the heat lamp while the dishwasher is spraying industrial-strength, carcinogenic cleaning solvents in their immediate vicinity.
1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly
are you remembering this moment?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
keep reading
11-smile with her
12-take pictures with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back
15-when her friends say that they love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends.
It makes her feel loved. . .
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND, AROUND THE WAIST!!!***
19-tell her she is beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
(u need to show her that you mean it too)
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff.
Small things can help
makes her feel special
26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-SMS or CALL her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her!!!!
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you,
Just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
are you still reading this u better be its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose;
(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her)
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder,then lean in and tilt her chin up and
kiss her lightly.
35.. Don't ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad.
If she's upset, comfort her
remember the next time you are with her
36. When people ditch her,stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always remind her how much you love her.
You'll never know when she needs just a little more love
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly
are you remembering this moment?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
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11-smile with her
12-take pictures with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back
15-when her friends say that they love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends.
It makes her feel loved. . .
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND, AROUND THE WAIST!!!***
19-tell her she is beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
(u need to show her that you mean it too)
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff.
Small things can help
makes her feel special
26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-SMS or CALL her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her!!!!
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you,
Just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
are you still reading this u better be its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose;
(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her)
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder,then lean in and tilt her chin up and
kiss her lightly.
35.. Don't ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad.
If she's upset, comfort her
remember the next time you are with her
36. When people ditch her,stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always remind her how much you love her.
You'll never know when she needs just a little more love