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We all want our honeymoon to be special, unique, and unforgettable. What is the perfect recipe for exceptional newly-weds' romance away from home? The tropics, wild desert, or maybe a vibrant city? See the selection of most popular destinations for the just-married to get inspired, or to check what you might like while planning your future honeymoon, wedding, or a romantic trip the two of you will enjoy.
1. The Maldives
Maldives.
Maldives.
Incredibly azure waters, perfect beaches covered with white warm sand, slender palm trees, remote and calm resorts...can you imagine a better place for a long-awaited honeymoon? Maldives is definitely a place where you and your brand new spouse will ascend to a paradise on earth.

Maldives.

Maldives.
The Maldives is an island country in the Indian Ocean that comprises twenty-six atolls and 1.195 islets. Charming honeymoon resorts are located on separate islands and many of them offer private bungalows so the just-married can enjoy privacy and intimacy of their personal exotic setting.

Maldives resort.
The resorts' offers are perfectly composed to satisfy the most demanding newlyweds. Romantic candlelit dinners, rooms decorated with flowers, breakfasts on the beach, or even your own private sandy spot...this could be a beginning of a beautiful marriage.
2. Chile

Torres del Paine.Chile.
If tropics seem a bit trite for you, then Chile might be a perfect option for a romantic, but also adventure-filled honeymoon. Chile is one of the most striking and beautiful countries in South America. It is also one of the few countries on the continent relatively free of crime, and with gradually increasing economy.
Valle del Equi.
The Chilean landscape is savage and diverse. A dry hot desert (the Atacama) is stretching in the north, a mountainous patch covers Southern Patagonia, and Torres del Paine National Park amazes with its untamed wilderness and beauty. Climbing volcanoes, strolling along vineyards, exploring glaciers, geysers and lakes are just a few examples of myriad opportunities waiting for the wild hearted newlyweds in Chile.
3. Greece
Oia. Greece.
Take ancient history, add monumental sites and exotic islands. Mix it with trendy hotels or isolated rustic accommodations and combine the mixture with sunny weather. Season all with excellent Mediterranean cuisine and rub it with the laid-back atmosphere. Let it stand for at least two weeks and you will have a perfect recipe for the ideal honeymoon.
Restaurant 1901, Skiathos Town.
This is Greece, an ancient country situated at the end of the Balkan Peninsula and surrounded by the crystal waters of the Mediterranean basin. Whether it is be Mykonos, a vibrant island packed with stylish bars and restaurants, a bit quiet Delos, or Crete, dotted with beautiful beaches, caves and historic ruins, Greece will help make your honeymoon special.
Sunset in Greece.
4. Tuscany, Italy
San Gimignano. Tuscany.
Home of fine art, excellent cuisine, magical landscapes, wine, wine, and more wine...Tuscany, a region in Italy, known for its beautiful countryside and rich artistic output. It is an ideal destination for newly married couples wanting to celebrate their honeymoon in Renaissance romantic surroundings, close to historic sites of elegant Florence and Pisa.

Maldives resort.
The resorts' offers are perfectly composed to satisfy the most demanding newlyweds. Romantic candlelit dinners, rooms decorated with flowers, breakfasts on the beach, or even your own private sandy spot...this could be a beginning of a beautiful marriage.
2. Chile

Torres del Paine.Chile.
If tropics seem a bit trite for you, then Chile might be a perfect option for a romantic, but also adventure-filled honeymoon. Chile is one of the most striking and beautiful countries in South America. It is also one of the few countries on the continent relatively free of crime, and with gradually increasing economy.
Valle del Equi.
The Chilean landscape is savage and diverse. A dry hot desert (the Atacama) is stretching in the north, a mountainous patch covers Southern Patagonia, and Torres del Paine National Park amazes with its untamed wilderness and beauty. Climbing volcanoes, strolling along vineyards, exploring glaciers, geysers and lakes are just a few examples of myriad opportunities waiting for the wild hearted newlyweds in Chile.
3. Greece
Oia. Greece.
Take ancient history, add monumental sites and exotic islands. Mix it with trendy hotels or isolated rustic accommodations and combine the mixture with sunny weather. Season all with excellent Mediterranean cuisine and rub it with the laid-back atmosphere. Let it stand for at least two weeks and you will have a perfect recipe for the ideal honeymoon.
Restaurant 1901, Skiathos Town.
This is Greece, an ancient country situated at the end of the Balkan Peninsula and surrounded by the crystal waters of the Mediterranean basin. Whether it is be Mykonos, a vibrant island packed with stylish bars and restaurants, a bit quiet Delos, or Crete, dotted with beautiful beaches, caves and historic ruins, Greece will help make your honeymoon special.
Sunset in Greece.
4. Tuscany, Italy
San Gimignano. Tuscany.
Home of fine art, excellent cuisine, magical landscapes, wine, wine, and more wine...Tuscany, a region in Italy, known for its beautiful countryside and rich artistic output. It is an ideal destination for newly married couples wanting to celebrate their honeymoon in Renaissance romantic surroundings, close to historic sites of elegant Florence and Pisa.

Tuscany in May.
Tuscany is a perfect blend of vibrant cities and romantic countryside of rolling hills, splendid Apuane Alps, charming vineyards, olive groves and miles of sandy beaches. The most romantic time to go is spring when the fields are covered with flowers and the weather is pleasantly warm, but not too hot.
Vineyards in Tuscany.
5. The Caribbean
It can be Barbados, Jamaica, Turks & Caicos, Cayman Islands or some other Caribbean destination...the whole region featuring 7,000 islands, islets, reefs, and cays is a perfect getaway for newlyweds. The beaches are exotic, the water is crystal clear, the resorts are chic and the dining is excellent.

Turks and Caicos.
Caribbean islands are perfect destinations to relax on golden sands, enjoy beautiful sunsets, dive, golf, swim with dolphins or take long romantic cruises. The best time to go is from December to April; in May and November you may look for bargains; from June to October it rains and the hurricanes may occur.
Barbados
6. Arizona, the USA

Glen Vanyon. Arizona.
Again, if tropics are commonplace and the two of you are searching for something more dramatic and spiritual, then why not spend your honeymoon in Arizona. If you are looking for a bit of inspiration and adventure, this could be some true experience.
Arizona sunset. Sonoran Desert.
Whether you stay in bed and breakfast with dazzling mountain views, a trendy villa with spa or an all inclusive luxurious hotel, you will have a chance to come closer to nature, stay active biking, rafting, climbing or just strolling around hand in hand (how romantic!). Arizona is also great to do more down-to-earth and less romantic things such as shopping at trendy malls of Scottsdale and Phoenix, or dining out in great restaurants offering world-class cuisines, from Mexican spicy tastes to Japanese specialties.
7. Mexico

Turks and Caicos.
Caribbean islands are perfect destinations to relax on golden sands, enjoy beautiful sunsets, dive, golf, swim with dolphins or take long romantic cruises. The best time to go is from December to April; in May and November you may look for bargains; from June to October it rains and the hurricanes may occur.
Barbados
6. Arizona, the USA

Glen Vanyon. Arizona.
Again, if tropics are commonplace and the two of you are searching for something more dramatic and spiritual, then why not spend your honeymoon in Arizona. If you are looking for a bit of inspiration and adventure, this could be some true experience.
Arizona sunset. Sonoran Desert.
Whether you stay in bed and breakfast with dazzling mountain views, a trendy villa with spa or an all inclusive luxurious hotel, you will have a chance to come closer to nature, stay active biking, rafting, climbing or just strolling around hand in hand (how romantic!). Arizona is also great to do more down-to-earth and less romantic things such as shopping at trendy malls of Scottsdale and Phoenix, or dining out in great restaurants offering world-class cuisines, from Mexican spicy tastes to Japanese specialties.
7. Mexico
Cancun. Mexico.
No place can be as diverse and romantic as Mexico. The azure waters of the Pacific coast, stunning reefs perfect for diving and snorkeling in Yucatan, the magical and mysterious Teotihuacan site, excellent food and Mexico City's vibrant nightlife - this is Mexico, another ideal destination for spending an unforgettable honeymoon.
One of Mexico's romantic restaurants.
Mexico has so much to offer, from thousands of outdoor activities to historical sites and rich history, that it would be worth staying in the country at least several weeks. Unfortunately, the honeymoon is often very limited (in terms of duration, of course), but you can always treat it as a good introduction to your trips and vacations in Mexico in the future.
Cozumel, Mexico.
8. Fiji
Fiji's island.
Another idyllic place for a honeymoon is Fiji. The island country located in South Pacific Ocean is 365-days-a-year destination with excellent warm weather and super-friendly locals. There are around 300 islands and around 500 islets that make up Fiji, of which many are permanently inhabited.

Navala village. Fiji.
Fiji is also one of those places that you can easily call a paradise on earth: sandy beaches, turquoise waters, great reefs ideal for snorkeling and diving, mixed with the breathtaking interior brimming with volcano carters, waterfalls, mountain views and historical sites. Many resorts offer private honeymoon accommodations where you can feel like in your own personal heaven.
Coral Coast. Fiji.
9. Sydney, Australia
Sydney's harbour.
The tropics are great, the remote Chilean desert can be fascinating, the Greek islands are romantic, but if you still haven't found what you are looking for...Sydney might be an option for a fantastic, crazy honeymoon.
Bondi Beach. Sydney.
It does have great beaches, it does offer romantic getaways, it is sunny, relaxed and charming. The honeymoon in the vibrant city of trendy bars, smart restaurants, great sights of the Opera House, the Harbour Bridge, funky New Town and hip Bondi Beach is great for the just-married searching for 100% of great city life plus some striking beauty of nature.
Darling Harbour by night.
10. Hawaii, the USA
Kauai.
You and your spouse will love it, simply because Hawaii is difficult not to love. It might be packed with people in busy resorts, but once you get off the tourist tracks, you may find yourself alone (with your spouse... I mean) on empty beaches or in a lush rain forest.
Hawaii Sunset.
Hawaii's islands, located in the central Pacific Ocean, are the year-round destinations. There are eight main islands in the archipelago, so the choice is broad, but if you don't have much time to do island-hopping, stay on one of them to fully explore it. Among highlights are Big Island with Hawaii's tallest mountain, Mauna Kea, and a beautiful volcano, Kilauea, Kauai , the surfers' spot and home to Mount Waialeale Crater, and finally Maui , perfect for humpback whales watching.
Oahu.
Hawaii Sunset.
Hawaii's islands, located in the central Pacific Ocean, are the year-round destinations. There are eight main islands in the archipelago, so the choice is broad, but if you don't have much time to do island-hopping, stay on one of them to fully explore it. Among highlights are Big Island with Hawaii's tallest mountain, Mauna Kea, and a beautiful volcano, Kilauea, Kauai , the surfers' spot and home to Mount Waialeale Crater, and finally Maui , perfect for humpback whales watching.
Oahu.
1. We evolve hotter.
A recent study revealed that womenare getting better looking through evolution; meanwhile, men are staying the same. After following more than 2,000 people through four decades of life, the study showed that attractive women had 16 percent more children than average-looking chicks and that beautiful people are 36 percent more likely to have a daughter as their firstborn. All those gorgeous daughters mean more beautiful women than in past generations.
While surfing through the web for my today's post I saw this article on COSMOPOLITAN, found it interesting, so decided to share with you.Tons of recent studies proving that women have some amazing abilities that men lack. We have listed ten of our favorites.
2. We survive car accidents more often.
This is sad but true: Men are 77 percent more likely to die in a car accident than women, according to a study done by Carnegie Mellon University. Our boyfriends should be thanking us when we nag them to "Wear your seat belt!"
3. We're better at seeking comfort.
A Mind survey of 2,000 people revealed that women are far more likely than men to talk through their problems. Fifty-three percent of women talk to their friends about what's stressing them out, as opposed to 29 percent of men.
4. We're more recession-proof.
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 80 percent of those who have lost their jobs since December 2007 have been men. Ouch. This could be because male-dominated fields have been hit the hardest, like manufacturing and finance. That really sucks…but hey, maybe it's time more men became nurses and educators.
5. We graduate college more often.
We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree.
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6. We eat healthier.
A survey of more than 14,000 people, conducted by the University of Minnesota, showed that women choose far healthier foods than men. While men are more likely to chow down on frozen pizza and red meat, women are piling fruits and veggies onto their plates. It all sounds pretty obvious, but we get so much grief for our chocolate addictions that we just had to point this one out!
7. We have stronger immune systems.
No wonder men act like such babies when they have a sniffle — women really do have stronger immune systems than men! If there are little battles going on in our bodies, women have a secret weapon: estrogen. A study done by McGill University indicated that estrogen gives women an edge when it comes to fighting off infections. That's because estrogen confronts a certain enzyme that often hinders the body's first line of defense against bacteria and viruses.
8. We live longer.
Among the world's population of those who are over 100 years old, 85 percent are women, according to the New England Centenarian Study. In general, women continue to live five to 10 years longer than men as well. also facts of women brain
9. We're better managers, especially in this economy.
This one is a little controversial, but a slew of experts are confident that women make greater bosses because they are better listeners, mentors, problem solvers, and multitasks than their male counterparts. In a recent Daily News article, management expert Jay Forte said, "It's a very service-oriented economy [right now], so you need employees to be motivated. Women are better connectors than men and more astute about knowing how to activate passion in their employees."
10. We invest better.
A study of 100,000 portfolios showed that woman's investment returns outperform men's, 18 percent to 11 percent. This could be because women are typically more cautious with their investment decisions and think longer term.
A recent study revealed that womenare getting better looking through evolution; meanwhile, men are staying the same. After following more than 2,000 people through four decades of life, the study showed that attractive women had 16 percent more children than average-looking chicks and that beautiful people are 36 percent more likely to have a daughter as their firstborn. All those gorgeous daughters mean more beautiful women than in past generations.
While surfing through the web for my today's post I saw this article on COSMOPOLITAN, found it interesting, so decided to share with you.Tons of recent studies proving that women have some amazing abilities that men lack. We have listed ten of our favorites.
2. We survive car accidents more often.
This is sad but true: Men are 77 percent more likely to die in a car accident than women, according to a study done by Carnegie Mellon University. Our boyfriends should be thanking us when we nag them to "Wear your seat belt!"
3. We're better at seeking comfort.
A Mind survey of 2,000 people revealed that women are far more likely than men to talk through their problems. Fifty-three percent of women talk to their friends about what's stressing them out, as opposed to 29 percent of men.
4. We're more recession-proof.
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 80 percent of those who have lost their jobs since December 2007 have been men. Ouch. This could be because male-dominated fields have been hit the hardest, like manufacturing and finance. That really sucks…but hey, maybe it's time more men became nurses and educators.
5. We graduate college more often.
We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree.
10 things never to say to taller woman
6. We eat healthier.
A survey of more than 14,000 people, conducted by the University of Minnesota, showed that women choose far healthier foods than men. While men are more likely to chow down on frozen pizza and red meat, women are piling fruits and veggies onto their plates. It all sounds pretty obvious, but we get so much grief for our chocolate addictions that we just had to point this one out!
7. We have stronger immune systems.
No wonder men act like such babies when they have a sniffle — women really do have stronger immune systems than men! If there are little battles going on in our bodies, women have a secret weapon: estrogen. A study done by McGill University indicated that estrogen gives women an edge when it comes to fighting off infections. That's because estrogen confronts a certain enzyme that often hinders the body's first line of defense against bacteria and viruses.
8. We live longer.
Among the world's population of those who are over 100 years old, 85 percent are women, according to the New England Centenarian Study. In general, women continue to live five to 10 years longer than men as well. also facts of women brain
9. We're better managers, especially in this economy.
This one is a little controversial, but a slew of experts are confident that women make greater bosses because they are better listeners, mentors, problem solvers, and multitasks than their male counterparts. In a recent Daily News article, management expert Jay Forte said, "It's a very service-oriented economy [right now], so you need employees to be motivated. Women are better connectors than men and more astute about knowing how to activate passion in their employees."
10. We invest better.
A study of 100,000 portfolios showed that woman's investment returns outperform men's, 18 percent to 11 percent. This could be because women are typically more cautious with their investment decisions and think longer term.
1. Cry: With the exception being “crying out in ecstasy,” nearly every dude I spoke to is turned off by shedding tears pre-, mid-, or post-coitus.
2. Make Animal Noises: Specifically, said one dude, “Making mouse noises.” I’m trying to figure out what sound a mouse makes out of its tiny mouse mouth, but I guess no meeping or mewing. Anyway, basically all animals noises are a no-no, except for maybe a sexy “meow.” Definitely not an oink or a neigh.
3. Close The Back Door: OK, so yes, most dudes—and by most, I mean all except that one guy—would like to stick it in your butt. If you don’t want to do anal, by all means, DON’T. I tried it once and it made me want cry, which, I’ll remind you, dudes don’t like (see #1). Anyway, no, I’m not talking about anal sex here. I’m talking about anal play. As one guy put it, “Don’t stop me from licking your butthole.” Listen, ladies, if he is headed there on his own, he knows what he’s in for, and by all means, you should let him have at it. Let him toss your freaking salad already. You just might enjoy it.
4. Break The Skin: As my friend Ted* put it, “Nibbles are great, bites that leave a mark, no thanks.” Hickeys should be left in high school.
5. Dry Jobs: Cotton-mouthed blow jobs and lube-less handjobs “should never ever ever be on the menu,” said Dan*.
6. Don’t Ask, Just Do: A handsome friend of mine, let’s call him Rory*, gave me this piece of advice, which I’ll personally take to heart: “Don’t make me ask for doggy,” he said. “Just roll over onto all fours and initiate it. You know it’s our favorite.” I’m sure a command wouldn’t hurt either—“f**k me from behind.” Oh, I just got a little tingle just typing that.
7. Call Him “Daddy”: He’s also not your brother, your uncle, or your pop-pop. Invoking a family member—“Oh, yes, Daddy!”—will ensure that you’ll never actually meet one in real life.
8. Slap Or Spank Without Permission: I was dating a guy with whom I had a sort of mellow dom/sub sexytime rapport with and, though I enjoyed the spanking and dirty talking, I was caught way off guard when, out of the blue, mid-romp, he gave me a light slap in the face. Killed the mood. This goes double for dudes, as it’s less socially acceptable for men to be the submissive ones—it’s even riskier getting rough with them without permission.
Vai
2. Make Animal Noises: Specifically, said one dude, “Making mouse noises.” I’m trying to figure out what sound a mouse makes out of its tiny mouse mouth, but I guess no meeping or mewing. Anyway, basically all animals noises are a no-no, except for maybe a sexy “meow.” Definitely not an oink or a neigh.
3. Close The Back Door: OK, so yes, most dudes—and by most, I mean all except that one guy—would like to stick it in your butt. If you don’t want to do anal, by all means, DON’T. I tried it once and it made me want cry, which, I’ll remind you, dudes don’t like (see #1). Anyway, no, I’m not talking about anal sex here. I’m talking about anal play. As one guy put it, “Don’t stop me from licking your butthole.” Listen, ladies, if he is headed there on his own, he knows what he’s in for, and by all means, you should let him have at it. Let him toss your freaking salad already. You just might enjoy it.
4. Break The Skin: As my friend Ted* put it, “Nibbles are great, bites that leave a mark, no thanks.” Hickeys should be left in high school.
5. Dry Jobs: Cotton-mouthed blow jobs and lube-less handjobs “should never ever ever be on the menu,” said Dan*.
6. Don’t Ask, Just Do: A handsome friend of mine, let’s call him Rory*, gave me this piece of advice, which I’ll personally take to heart: “Don’t make me ask for doggy,” he said. “Just roll over onto all fours and initiate it. You know it’s our favorite.” I’m sure a command wouldn’t hurt either—“f**k me from behind.” Oh, I just got a little tingle just typing that.
7. Call Him “Daddy”: He’s also not your brother, your uncle, or your pop-pop. Invoking a family member—“Oh, yes, Daddy!”—will ensure that you’ll never actually meet one in real life.
8. Slap Or Spank Without Permission: I was dating a guy with whom I had a sort of mellow dom/sub sexytime rapport with and, though I enjoyed the spanking and dirty talking, I was caught way off guard when, out of the blue, mid-romp, he gave me a light slap in the face. Killed the mood. This goes double for dudes, as it’s less socially acceptable for men to be the submissive ones—it’s even riskier getting rough with them without permission.
Vai
With a shy guy you have to be more available and flirty, take the lead more often and maybe even give him the first kiss. Keep in mind, however, that he needs to be responding very positively to each of your moves. If he doesn’t, end the relationship because you don’t want to be stuck in a fantasy where you are crazy about someone who is truly not into you.
Now here are eight dating tips to bring a shy guy out of his shell:
1. See him when he is in his element.
If he plays sports, go watch. Be there as he finishes a marathon. If he is giving a talk, try to arrange to be in the audience. When a shy guy is in his element he will be at the height of his charisma and at a high point of self-confidence. Bottom line: he will be feeling very good about himself. And this means he will feel empowered to make a move on you if he is really interested.
2. Compliment him.
Notice something about him or what he is doing that you really like and praise it with a specific and sincere compliment. For example, That blog you wrote about going to Sicily was hysterically funny and made me want to go! This builds his self-esteem and will tend to get him to talk more about the topic. And it may even get him to show off a bit for you.
3. Say his name a lot; give him a complimentary nickname.
This indicates that you are noticing him and that he is important to you. He will bond more quickly with you when you use his name. Also, choose a complimentary nickname based on one of his qualities that you admire. For example, if he is into cycling, call him “Lance A.” This will get him to laugh and open up with you about his cycling experiences.
4. Ask open-ended questions.
Good examples are, “How did you get interested in (your job)?” “What brought you to live in the city?” “How do you manage to train for a triathlon when you work full-time?” These kinds of questions will help a shy guy open up and talk about himself. And this will lead to him feeling known and being comfortable with you.
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5. Ask for help with something.
Men love to help women. They are biologically wired that way! Ask him to fix your computer, your car, your bike, your door—you name it. He will enjoy coming through for you and feel much more connected to you. Ask him questions about what he is doing—this will get him talking more. When he is in the “helper” role he is much more likely to share with you.
6. Ask what he likes to eat or what sports, hobbies, or movies he likes. Once you find something in common, ask him if he’d like to do it some time.
Shy guys can be very interested in you, but petrified to make the first move. It is very easy to open the door to a common interest by asking about food, hobbies or other fun activities. When you hit on something you both love, you will instantly become more bonded. It is easy, then to make the first move and ask about doing the activity together. This is a good litmus test that will show if he is interested or not. When you are opening the door that much, if he does not respond and make the date, chances are he is not into you.
7. When leaving, say you’d like to see him again.
This is an easy, non-threatening way to show that you are interested in him. If he responds positively, by smiling, nodding or saying “yes” he may be feeling some attraction to you. At that point, make sure he has your contact information!
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8. Give Him a Mini-Massage
If you’ve spent some time together, make physical contact with him. Being physical releases oxytocin, the bonding hormone so he may feel closer and start responding to you immediately. A mini-massage also relaxes him so that he is less up-tight and fearful. In addition, making physical contact often opens the door to him making an affectionate gesture towards you later on—where he holds your hand, puts his arm around you or kisses you.
Now here are eight dating tips to bring a shy guy out of his shell:
1. See him when he is in his element.
If he plays sports, go watch. Be there as he finishes a marathon. If he is giving a talk, try to arrange to be in the audience. When a shy guy is in his element he will be at the height of his charisma and at a high point of self-confidence. Bottom line: he will be feeling very good about himself. And this means he will feel empowered to make a move on you if he is really interested.
2. Compliment him.
Notice something about him or what he is doing that you really like and praise it with a specific and sincere compliment. For example, That blog you wrote about going to Sicily was hysterically funny and made me want to go! This builds his self-esteem and will tend to get him to talk more about the topic. And it may even get him to show off a bit for you.
3. Say his name a lot; give him a complimentary nickname.
This indicates that you are noticing him and that he is important to you. He will bond more quickly with you when you use his name. Also, choose a complimentary nickname based on one of his qualities that you admire. For example, if he is into cycling, call him “Lance A.” This will get him to laugh and open up with you about his cycling experiences.
4. Ask open-ended questions.
Good examples are, “How did you get interested in (your job)?” “What brought you to live in the city?” “How do you manage to train for a triathlon when you work full-time?” These kinds of questions will help a shy guy open up and talk about himself. And this will lead to him feeling known and being comfortable with you.
How To Flirt With Men
5. Ask for help with something.
Men love to help women. They are biologically wired that way! Ask him to fix your computer, your car, your bike, your door—you name it. He will enjoy coming through for you and feel much more connected to you. Ask him questions about what he is doing—this will get him talking more. When he is in the “helper” role he is much more likely to share with you.
6. Ask what he likes to eat or what sports, hobbies, or movies he likes. Once you find something in common, ask him if he’d like to do it some time.
Shy guys can be very interested in you, but petrified to make the first move. It is very easy to open the door to a common interest by asking about food, hobbies or other fun activities. When you hit on something you both love, you will instantly become more bonded. It is easy, then to make the first move and ask about doing the activity together. This is a good litmus test that will show if he is interested or not. When you are opening the door that much, if he does not respond and make the date, chances are he is not into you.
7. When leaving, say you’d like to see him again.
This is an easy, non-threatening way to show that you are interested in him. If he responds positively, by smiling, nodding or saying “yes” he may be feeling some attraction to you. At that point, make sure he has your contact information!
How To Flirt With Women
8. Give Him a Mini-Massage
If you’ve spent some time together, make physical contact with him. Being physical releases oxytocin, the bonding hormone so he may feel closer and start responding to you immediately. A mini-massage also relaxes him so that he is less up-tight and fearful. In addition, making physical contact often opens the door to him making an affectionate gesture towards you later on—where he holds your hand, puts his arm around you or kisses you.
There are also certain questions that we will be asked by our girlfriends, wives, wive’s girlfriends who we are banging on the side, etc. It doesn’t matter if you are Hugh Hefner, Hugh Grant or Huey Lewis (sans the News); if you are a guy, you WILL be asked the following questions by your lady at some point in the near future (assuming you haven’t been already).
The real question, however, is what will you say in response (lie) versus what you say internally (truth)?
QUESTION 1: Were you just checking that girl out?
You say: “What girl? I was looking at that car drive by. Do you know how rare it is to see a black Honda, crazy.”
Your brain says: Not only was I checking her out, but I was wondering how I could pretend you were my sister so I could hit on her. In less then a second I have pictured her naked, thought about her with another woman, and contemplated breaking up with you. And to think that you say I can never focus on important things.
QUESTION 2: Do you think she is hotter than me?
You say: “NO!”
Your brain says: “YES!!!”
If a girl asks this question, she already knows the answer is yes.
QUESTION 3: You think threesomes are gross, right?
You say: “Totally. Why would anyone want to do that? Just thinking about it is making it
hard for me to finish my pizza.”
Your brain says: If by “gross” you mean “COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER.” Lots of
things are gross; fupas, cankles, the above mentioned saggy balls; but the thought of two
woman treating your junk like a tootsie pop/pogo stick, is not one of them. We like getting things in bulk: toilet paper, beer and blow jobs
QUESTION 4: Do I look fat?
You say: “You look perfect.”
Your brain says: That depends on what you mean by “fat.” I don’t think anyone is going to think Chris Farley came back to life, but you didn’t wear Apple Bottom Jeans when we first started dating. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had sex with way fatter, but you don’t look like the girl by the black Honda earlier.
QUESTION 5: Would you ever cheat on me?
You say: “No. Those days are behind me.”
Your Brain Says: Would you ever find out? I don’t leave the house each day planing to rob a bank, but if I walk by a turned-over armored truck with money blowing up in my face, I may grab a few Benjamins.
QUESTION 6: Do your friends like me?
You say: Lots. They can’t get enough of you. They especially love it when you watch football with us.
Your brain says: Well, they probably like you more than Montezuma’s Revenge, but I’m pretty sure they were happier when my phone didn’t ring 37 times during golf.
OR
If you have friends that will sleep with them, they’ll like you a whole lot more.
QUESTION 7: I got my hair done, and you didn’t say anything. Didn’t you notice?
You say: I said it looks great. Are you not listening to me?
Your brain says: You could come in here with your head shaved, and there is a 78 percent chance that I wouldn’t notice. It’s not that I don’t care, it’s just that I care about everything else in the world more than your hair.
QUESTION 8: Do you masturbate when I’m not around?
You say: There is no pleasure like the pleasure that I experience when we are together.
Your brain says: Does “not around” mean out of the house or just out of my line of sight? I wish I was jerking off right now instead of talking to you.
QUESTION 9: Is that article I read on The Smoking Jacket about what guys really think true?
You say: No, that’s just some miserable freelance writer trying to stir things up from some place he probably has to steal free Internet from.
Your brain says: No, that’s just some miserable freelance writer trying to stir things up from some place he probably has to steal free Internet from. And yes, every word of it.
The real question, however, is what will you say in response (lie) versus what you say internally (truth)?
QUESTION 1: Were you just checking that girl out?
You say: “What girl? I was looking at that car drive by. Do you know how rare it is to see a black Honda, crazy.”
Your brain says: Not only was I checking her out, but I was wondering how I could pretend you were my sister so I could hit on her. In less then a second I have pictured her naked, thought about her with another woman, and contemplated breaking up with you. And to think that you say I can never focus on important things.
QUESTION 2: Do you think she is hotter than me?
You say: “NO!”
Your brain says: “YES!!!”
If a girl asks this question, she already knows the answer is yes.
QUESTION 3: You think threesomes are gross, right?
You say: “Totally. Why would anyone want to do that? Just thinking about it is making it
hard for me to finish my pizza.”
Your brain says: If by “gross” you mean “COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER.” Lots of
things are gross; fupas, cankles, the above mentioned saggy balls; but the thought of two
woman treating your junk like a tootsie pop/pogo stick, is not one of them. We like getting things in bulk: toilet paper, beer and blow jobs
QUESTION 4: Do I look fat?
You say: “You look perfect.”
Your brain says: That depends on what you mean by “fat.” I don’t think anyone is going to think Chris Farley came back to life, but you didn’t wear Apple Bottom Jeans when we first started dating. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had sex with way fatter, but you don’t look like the girl by the black Honda earlier.
QUESTION 5: Would you ever cheat on me?
You say: “No. Those days are behind me.”
Your Brain Says: Would you ever find out? I don’t leave the house each day planing to rob a bank, but if I walk by a turned-over armored truck with money blowing up in my face, I may grab a few Benjamins.
QUESTION 6: Do your friends like me?
You say: Lots. They can’t get enough of you. They especially love it when you watch football with us.
Your brain says: Well, they probably like you more than Montezuma’s Revenge, but I’m pretty sure they were happier when my phone didn’t ring 37 times during golf.
OR
If you have friends that will sleep with them, they’ll like you a whole lot more.
QUESTION 7: I got my hair done, and you didn’t say anything. Didn’t you notice?
You say: I said it looks great. Are you not listening to me?
Your brain says: You could come in here with your head shaved, and there is a 78 percent chance that I wouldn’t notice. It’s not that I don’t care, it’s just that I care about everything else in the world more than your hair.
QUESTION 8: Do you masturbate when I’m not around?
You say: There is no pleasure like the pleasure that I experience when we are together.
Your brain says: Does “not around” mean out of the house or just out of my line of sight? I wish I was jerking off right now instead of talking to you.
QUESTION 9: Is that article I read on The Smoking Jacket about what guys really think true?
You say: No, that’s just some miserable freelance writer trying to stir things up from some place he probably has to steal free Internet from.
Your brain says: No, that’s just some miserable freelance writer trying to stir things up from some place he probably has to steal free Internet from. And yes, every word of it.
1. Don’t try to figure out what will make us happy. We have been trying to get to the bottom of that mystery since the beginning of time and we have no clue either.
2. If we offer you gum, it means we want to kiss you later. It’s not an insult. Just take the gum.
3. Hey – we’re not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we’re not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it’s not a given.
4. Don’t pretend we don’t tell you when something’s wrong. Come on now. Increased chocolate intake. Foot tapping. crossed arms. Tears during a Hallmark commercial. We’ve said all we need to. Tell us we look even skinnier than usual. And then get us a glass of Sancerre.
5. We love to hear we are beautiful. Breaking it down into specifics is even better.
6. Don’t tell us you’re on a low-carb diet when you take us out to dinner. That’s why we’re not out with our girlfriends.
7. Sometimes we wear our bathing suits when we run out of underwear.
8. We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. You may get a manicure, but don’t admit it, and don’t enjoy it.
9. Sometimes we just complain about our periods so you’ll leave us alone.
10. Turning into our mothers is an inevitable fear we live with on a daily basis. Calling this to our attention at any point is a terrible idea.
11. Using a GPS is not a sign of weakness.
12. We know we snore sometimes. Don’t ever tell us when we do.
13. Sometimes we bring you to dinners, parties, and events just to be able to say, “That one is mine.” Remember that.
14. A plunger for our place will never be a good gift.
15. When you offer to pay for something and we refuse, insist one more time. Always insist.
16. It’s okay if you want to watch Steel Magnolias with us. But if you cry harder than we do when Shelby dies, you are going to have to start answering some questions.
17. It goes movie, then dinner. That way we don’t have to rush. We have time for dessert.
18. Never pinch the muffin-top. This is grounds for execution.
19. You have our interest if you pick us up in a convertible. You have our hearts if there is a hair tie and/or brush in the car.
20. We want you to have your “guy time.” In fact, if you don’t have a great group of men to hang around, it’s a turn-off.
Men, take note – this list is for you! From a compilation of many women interviewed comes a list of things that women do not believe that men know about them. This is an interesting collection of tidbits, given that it is based on perception and perceived facts. That said, if someone believes it, then it is at partially true (let’s avoid the whole philosophical discussion). Here is what the ladies had to say???
2. If we offer you gum, it means we want to kiss you later. It’s not an insult. Just take the gum.
3. Hey – we’re not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we’re not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it’s not a given.
4. Don’t pretend we don’t tell you when something’s wrong. Come on now. Increased chocolate intake. Foot tapping. crossed arms. Tears during a Hallmark commercial. We’ve said all we need to. Tell us we look even skinnier than usual. And then get us a glass of Sancerre.
5. We love to hear we are beautiful. Breaking it down into specifics is even better.
6. Don’t tell us you’re on a low-carb diet when you take us out to dinner. That’s why we’re not out with our girlfriends.
7. Sometimes we wear our bathing suits when we run out of underwear.
8. We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. You may get a manicure, but don’t admit it, and don’t enjoy it.
9. Sometimes we just complain about our periods so you’ll leave us alone.
10. Turning into our mothers is an inevitable fear we live with on a daily basis. Calling this to our attention at any point is a terrible idea.
11. Using a GPS is not a sign of weakness.
12. We know we snore sometimes. Don’t ever tell us when we do.
13. Sometimes we bring you to dinners, parties, and events just to be able to say, “That one is mine.” Remember that.
14. A plunger for our place will never be a good gift.
15. When you offer to pay for something and we refuse, insist one more time. Always insist.
16. It’s okay if you want to watch Steel Magnolias with us. But if you cry harder than we do when Shelby dies, you are going to have to start answering some questions.
17. It goes movie, then dinner. That way we don’t have to rush. We have time for dessert.
18. Never pinch the muffin-top. This is grounds for execution.
19. You have our interest if you pick us up in a convertible. You have our hearts if there is a hair tie and/or brush in the car.
20. We want you to have your “guy time.” In fact, if you don’t have a great group of men to hang around, it’s a turn-off.
Men, take note – this list is for you! From a compilation of many women interviewed comes a list of things that women do not believe that men know about them. This is an interesting collection of tidbits, given that it is based on perception and perceived facts. That said, if someone believes it, then it is at partially true (let’s avoid the whole philosophical discussion). Here is what the ladies had to say???

There is another option. This man was older than me by 10 years. He - this is the man: raising money, he had a good car, own apartment, he is constantly busy and never idle. And for about half a year showing the increased interest to me. I love it, sometimes we had dinner together, often talking about interesting things. Yes - it is a wonderful companion to me with it - interesting. Unlike my constant guy, our meeting with him very rich, that is, with him I feel I do not spend time in vain. And all would be good, but he has a one big minus. This negative - his understanding of himself as the Chief and the only right one. That is, when I was with him, I feel like a schoolgirl, sometimes he starts to teach me life, in general, to say all that to me quite interested in listening. Because I'm not a baby and my life, I long to formulate a clear view! I am by nature too - not oil. And he kept trying to put a psychologically me by myself. That is I do not like, so I'm still with him not giving up any serious relationship. But when I imagine him as a husband, I understand that he - well married. Secured and stable man with no wind in the head. And it is very important to me. But on the other hand, if he now leads with me act as my lord, I am sure, marriage is worse, and could turn to my aggression towards him ...
I do not know what to do, that is, I, in principle, will not hurry. I have time to think, I even have time to start a new relationship with someone in third. Each of them I like very much, but if this were to put them both together - it would be exactly what I need! I realize that ideal man in my life does not happen, but something here does not wish to marry someone who fits you is only half ...
BY Katrina
Everybody wants to look sexy and beautiful on valentines day for being special, sexy, Romantic, here are few tips for Valentine date
1.Keep your blowout bodacious
To get the oomphiest tresses, twist your hair into a tight bun right after you blow it out, and secure it with a pair of chopsticks-they won’t dent your’ do like an elastic. Let your hair cool while you do your makeup. When you take out the sticks, you’ll have oodles of soft waves.
2.Create gorgeous orbs
Illuminating your eyes isn’t just about using the right shadow. You first should nix any darkness or redness that could make you look tired. Blend a creamy concealer onto your lids, over dark circles, and the inner and outer corners, then apply your shadow as usual.
3.Fake a supermodel face
Here’s a cool new way to make your cheekbones pop: After you’ve applied the rest of your makeup, blend a non-greasy lip balm in a boomerang shape from the end of your brows to the tops of your cheekbones. The light will reflect off of your cheeks and make them look more pronounced in a subtle way.
4.Wear an arousing aroma
To slay a man with your scent, select a seductive floral or a spicy oriental. These fragrances in particular suggest sensuality and convey a come-hither message to your man’s subconscious.
6. Create a sexy stare
Smoky eyes are the black fishnet stockings of beauty-they give you instant sex appeal. To do: Drag eyeliner across the top of your hand to warm it up. This makes the pencil easy to blend, which is key since the smudgier you make it, the sultrier it looks.
7. Scent your skivvies
A clever way to smell delicious all night long: Mist your bra and undies with your favorite fragrance. The scent will cling to the fabric
so if things heat up later on, he’ll be seduced by your strategically placed perfume.
8. Tempt him with your talons
If you want notice-me nails
, you’re better off red-men respond most to racy scarlet hues. It says a woman is confident, exciting, and open to new experiences. Emergency beauty fix: If you break a nail while you’re out, rub the scratchy strip of a matchbox against it to smooth it out.
9. Make your fringe extra flirty
Dare to try a few individual fake lashes. An easy strategy: First, curl your own lashes. Then squeeze a drop of lash glue onto the back of your hand and dip the falsie in the glue using a tweezers. Next, wedge the end of the lash between your natural ones at the outer corners of your eyes, use light pressure until it’s set in place. Add two or three more, spreading them out evenly along the outer quarter of each eye. Finish with two coats of mascara to blend the falsies in.
10. Zap a last-minute zit
Cursed with a killer pimple? Place ice in a wash-cloth and hold it on the spot for a few minutes to reduce swelling. Dot redness-reducing eye drops on it and cover it with a concealer containing salicylic acid to prevent it from getting worse.
11. Do devour-me lips
Blend a pearly nude shimmer cream on the corners of your mouth and in the center over your cupids bow. It’ll highlight your smile and enhance the shape of your mouth.
12. Work sexy strands
As soon as you hear your date ring the doorbell
, tilt your head to the right and tousle your roots, then repeat on the left side. This will help you make the absolute hottest hair impression. You can use this trick again throughout the evening to give your locks an instant boost whenever they fall flat.
13. Flaunt foxy feet
If you’re wearing strappy shoes, make sure your tootsies are smooth. To do: Slough your soles with a body scrub in the shower then, if you have rough heels, use pumice stone
. Sprinkle baby powder on your arches to keep them dry. Extra credit: Dust shimmer onto your toes to make them twinkle.
14. Maintain perfect skin
Here’s an ingenious way to keep your flaws undercover: Scoop out a pea-size blob of your concealer and stick it onto the mirror of your powder compact. It’ll be just enough cover-up to hide any imperfection that poops up.
15. Don’t break a sweat
Most antiperspirants contain the same amount of the active ingredient aluminum zirconium. But since a soft solid version is creamy like a lotion, it’s absorbed more easily by your skin than a solid, gel, or spray, which makes it the most effective option.
16. Enhance your assets
If you’re wearing a low-cut top lightly dust bronzer in between your breasts, then go over the tops of you ta-tas with shimmer powder. It’ll create the illusion of a deeper divide for a voluptuous effect.
1.Keep your blowout bodacious
To get the oomphiest tresses, twist your hair into a tight bun right after you blow it out, and secure it with a pair of chopsticks-they won’t dent your’ do like an elastic. Let your hair cool while you do your makeup. When you take out the sticks, you’ll have oodles of soft waves.
2.Create gorgeous orbs
Illuminating your eyes isn’t just about using the right shadow. You first should nix any darkness or redness that could make you look tired. Blend a creamy concealer onto your lids, over dark circles, and the inner and outer corners, then apply your shadow as usual.
3.Fake a supermodel face
Here’s a cool new way to make your cheekbones pop: After you’ve applied the rest of your makeup, blend a non-greasy lip balm in a boomerang shape from the end of your brows to the tops of your cheekbones. The light will reflect off of your cheeks and make them look more pronounced in a subtle way.
4.Wear an arousing aroma
To slay a man with your scent, select a seductive floral or a spicy oriental. These fragrances in particular suggest sensuality and convey a come-hither message to your man’s subconscious.
6. Create a sexy stare
Smoky eyes are the black fishnet stockings of beauty-they give you instant sex appeal. To do: Drag eyeliner across the top of your hand to warm it up. This makes the pencil easy to blend, which is key since the smudgier you make it, the sultrier it looks.
7. Scent your skivvies
A clever way to smell delicious all night long: Mist your bra and undies with your favorite fragrance. The scent will cling to the fabric
so if things heat up later on, he’ll be seduced by your strategically placed perfume.
8. Tempt him with your talons
If you want notice-me nails
, you’re better off red-men respond most to racy scarlet hues. It says a woman is confident, exciting, and open to new experiences. Emergency beauty fix: If you break a nail while you’re out, rub the scratchy strip of a matchbox against it to smooth it out.
9. Make your fringe extra flirty
Dare to try a few individual fake lashes. An easy strategy: First, curl your own lashes. Then squeeze a drop of lash glue onto the back of your hand and dip the falsie in the glue using a tweezers. Next, wedge the end of the lash between your natural ones at the outer corners of your eyes, use light pressure until it’s set in place. Add two or three more, spreading them out evenly along the outer quarter of each eye. Finish with two coats of mascara to blend the falsies in.
10. Zap a last-minute zit
Cursed with a killer pimple? Place ice in a wash-cloth and hold it on the spot for a few minutes to reduce swelling. Dot redness-reducing eye drops on it and cover it with a concealer containing salicylic acid to prevent it from getting worse.
11. Do devour-me lips
Blend a pearly nude shimmer cream on the corners of your mouth and in the center over your cupids bow. It’ll highlight your smile and enhance the shape of your mouth.
12. Work sexy strands
As soon as you hear your date ring the doorbell
, tilt your head to the right and tousle your roots, then repeat on the left side. This will help you make the absolute hottest hair impression. You can use this trick again throughout the evening to give your locks an instant boost whenever they fall flat.
13. Flaunt foxy feet
If you’re wearing strappy shoes, make sure your tootsies are smooth. To do: Slough your soles with a body scrub in the shower then, if you have rough heels, use pumice stone
. Sprinkle baby powder on your arches to keep them dry. Extra credit: Dust shimmer onto your toes to make them twinkle.
14. Maintain perfect skin
Here’s an ingenious way to keep your flaws undercover: Scoop out a pea-size blob of your concealer and stick it onto the mirror of your powder compact. It’ll be just enough cover-up to hide any imperfection that poops up.
15. Don’t break a sweat
Most antiperspirants contain the same amount of the active ingredient aluminum zirconium. But since a soft solid version is creamy like a lotion, it’s absorbed more easily by your skin than a solid, gel, or spray, which makes it the most effective option.
16. Enhance your assets
If you’re wearing a low-cut top lightly dust bronzer in between your breasts, then go over the tops of you ta-tas with shimmer powder. It’ll create the illusion of a deeper divide for a voluptuous effect.

Men think about sex almost 5,000 times a year, but only get down to doing it 104 times, a new study has found.
Researchers found the average male turns their thoughts to sexual intercourse 13 times a day – a total of 4,745 times every year.
Almost a third even admitted it is often the first thing they think about when they wake up in the mornings.
In comparison, women think about sex just five times day – or 1,825 times a year.
But when it comes to actually having sex, men have to make do with it an average of just twice a week, or 104 times a year.
A spokesman for market research company www.Onepoll.com said: ''Men are well-known for thinking about sex a lot, but to find out exactly how often is staggering.
''It seems blokes have sex on the brain whether they are going through a dry spell or jumping between the sheets on a regular basis.
''They can't even get away from the sexy thoughts when they first wake up in the morning.
''So when you catch your man staring into space, you know what he's likely to be thinking about.''
The study of 3,000 people also showed that despite the difference in the amount of times men think about sex and actually do it, almost three quarters claim they are happy about the amount of sex they were getting.
But just 58 per cent of women said the same.
And 43 per cent of couples also admitted arguing over who instigates the lovemaking, with men most likely to make the first move.
Researchers also found one in three guys think a candlelit dinner is the best way of getting a woman in the mood, followed by a relaxing massage.
But women are more likely to play romantic music or cook their partner's favorite meal to try and get them into bed.
Tip romantic ideas for husband for him or her Purpose
Dating Tips
1. Remember to say "I love you" and "I need you" often.
2. Walk hand in hand in the rain.
3. Write a love poem.
4. Call a radio station and dedicate a favorite song.
5. Write "I Love You" in lipstick or shaving cream on the mirror.
6. Hide love notes in a lunch box, briefcase or purse.
7. Make heart-shaped cinnamon toast for breakfast.
8. Place a love note in the personals section of the newspaper.
9. Take a carriage ride around the city.
10. Plan a surprise getaway.
11. Do your mate's household chores.
12. Write notes on future dates in their date book ("I love you," I miss you," etc.)
13. Make reservations at a favorite restaurant.
14. Let them choose the movie.
15. Give a foot massage.
16. Make a heart-shaped bookmark, and place it in their book.
17. Pop in a romantic music CD and slow dance.
18. Throw a just-because surprise party for two.
19. Buy a stuffed animal for your honey.
20. Read each other's horoscopes.
21. Make a list of the top 10 things you love about your partner.
22. Display it in a prominent place.
23. Tattoo your mate's name on your body.
24. Make an album or scrapbook of your favorite memories together.
25. Go camping together and only take one sleeping bag.
26. Send a mushy message in a bottle...a balloon...a sandwich...Cut out a silly cartoon that you know they'd enjoy.
27. Shower together.
28. Dim the lights, and snuggle together on the couch.
29. Be the first to say "I'm sorry" and kiss and make up.
30. Give each other a full-body massage.
31. Kiss every hour on the hour all day long.
32. Send a gift basket of indulgent items.
33. Write "I'm hot for you" in the steam on the bathroom mirror.
34. Ribbon wrap your bed with a big bow.
35. Fill up the gas tank of your partner's car.
36. Act like teenagers.
37. Maybe even pierce something!
38. Show up with a bouquet of flowers -- for no reason at all.
39. Play Scrabble® together, using as many "love" words as you can.
40. Run a warm bubble bath for your partner, with lots of lit candles.
41. Meet in the park for a picnic.
42. Hold hands.
43. Leave a trail of rose petals through the house, leading to a romantic candlelight dinner.
44. Make a donation in your mate's name to a special cause or charity.
45. Pick up their clothes from the floor -- without saying a word about it.
46. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.
47. Reenact your first date.
48. Surprise your partner with tickets to a special event.
49. An unexpected hug can brighten any day.
50. Buy a silly, impromptu gift.
51. Send an email just to say "I'm thinking of you."
52. Bring home a balloon bouquet.
53. Serve breakfast in bed.
54. Make an ornament with a picture of both of you for the Christmas tree.
55. Play tag.
56. Wash and wax your partner's car, and leave a little note on the dashboard.
57. Plant a garden together.
58. Leave a mushy message on voicemail.
59. Stay at a hotel for the night, just because.
60. Make angels in the snow.
61. Every time you say "hello" or "goodbye", seal it with a hug and a kiss.
62. Take a drive in the country.
63. Spend the evening looking at the stars -- and make a wish together.
64. Cast a playful wink any time, anywhere.
65. Think up a list of silly little pet names for times when you're alone
together.
66. Read poetry to each other.
67. Celebrate your half-birthdays together.
68. Put a picture of both of you in your wallet.
69. Buy that favorite book or CD for no reason at all.
70. Send a care package to work filled with treats like food, photos, candy, a love note, heart-shapedconfetti, etc.
71. Go out for the evening and tell people you're on your honeymoon.
72. Take a hike together and carve your initials in a tree.
73. Write a thank you note for all the things you take for granted.
74. Make a fire in the fireplace and roast marshmallows.
75. Tape your favorite TV show and spend the evening talking.
76. Do the dishes together, then apply hand lotion to each other's hands.
77. Write a love letter to your partner and cut it into jigsaw puzzle pieces.
78. Decide on secret signals and use them to communicate with each other in large groups of people.
79. Schedule a regular mid-week "date night" for just the two of you.
80. Do the laundry together.
81. Romance Theater Weekend: reenact each other's favorite love scene -
hers on Friday, his on Saturday.
82. Call your partner at work and ask for a date.
83. Pretend you haven't seen each other for a month.
84. Act accordingly.
85. Send a written invitation to do something special.
86. Take turns reading to each other.
87. Stand outside the window and sing a romantic song.
88. Hide favorite candy in your partner's coat pockets.
89. Put a tape recording of your voice (saying anything) in the car stereo
and turn it on so it plays when the car starts.
90. Go to a drive-in movie.
91. Get up to turn off the last light after you're both comfy-cozy in bed.
92. Hold each other tight during a thunderstorm.
93. Make a tape recording of favorite love songs.
94. Leave a bunch of bananas on the kitchen table with a note, "I go bananas over you!"
95. Hide love notes in a magazine.
96. Declare your undying love via a telegram.
97. Make a romantic dinner together, and serve it on your finest china.
98. Surprise your partner with a big kiss on the neck.
99. Share an ice cream cone.
100. Have a picnic on the living room floor.
101. Draw a silly picture of the two of you.
Tags: 101 Romantic, Ideas, romantic Dating, Tips for dating, Love, Life, Men, Woman
Here are the top 6 things we’re scared to do in front of you:
1. Eat messy foods
A good date centers around good food, great conversation, and fantastic foreplay under the table. We don’t want to ruin the mood by slurping up spaghetti, gnawing on a piece of sushi, or stabbing ourselves in the eye with a tricky kabob stick. Save us some trouble by picking a place with bite-sized sauce-free food like carrots or ice shavings.
2. Have Gas
It’s clinically proven that gas is the fastest killer of a romantic night. Couples instantly go from being wrapped around each other naked to sleeping on opposite ends of the bed wearing nightgowns over flannel pajamas. Please do us a huge favor by letting us blame any unexplainable noises and lingering smells on the dog — even if you don’t have a dog.
3. Facebook Stalk
Some women use Facebook to stay in touch with friends, as well as to see who gained the most weight since high school. Other women use it to legally stalk ex-boyfriends, one-time hook-ups, and crushes. We fully acknowledge that we’re absolutely batshit insane, yet we have trouble stopping ourselves from completing our daily ritual. Help us not embarrass ourselves by lying to us and saying you don’t have the internet because you don’t believe in using it — and for your own sake, never let us know you have Facebook.
4. Working Out
The gym is a great place for us to lose weight, stay in shape, and compare ourselves to fatter women. However, unless we’re only taking power yoga classes, it’s not a great place to run into someone we like. We’re worried that you’ll be completely focused on our sweaty head bands, red faces, and our manly gym attire. A great way to make us feel better if you run into us at the gym is to focus on the work-out. Instead of noticing our gym attire, try saying something nice like “wow you’ve lost more weight than the office could have ever imagined.”
5. Watch our TV shows
Sometimes we watch really stupid TV that we’re embarrassed to watch in front of anyone else — let alone someone that we really like. We’re talking reality television that makes the Kardashian family look like they deserve a show and movies that make chick flicks look like war documentaries. If you ever walk in on us changing the station quickly to ESPN, then please don’t ask what we were watching before and why we’re sobbing over SportsCenter.
6. Poop
Believe it or not (and many choose not to) some women have the ability to poop. And we use the exact same kind of bathroom you do! However many of us will run out of your house and go to the nearest gas station before we’ll use your toilet. Installing a porta-potty outside your house covered in sound proof material and filling it with at least 6 air fresheners is a great way to make us feel comfortable living together. We’ll be able to poop out of ear shot and you’ll be able to keep on pretending that women only have one hole.
Source :- guyism
1. Eat messy foods
A good date centers around good food, great conversation, and fantastic foreplay under the table. We don’t want to ruin the mood by slurping up spaghetti, gnawing on a piece of sushi, or stabbing ourselves in the eye with a tricky kabob stick. Save us some trouble by picking a place with bite-sized sauce-free food like carrots or ice shavings.
2. Have Gas
It’s clinically proven that gas is the fastest killer of a romantic night. Couples instantly go from being wrapped around each other naked to sleeping on opposite ends of the bed wearing nightgowns over flannel pajamas. Please do us a huge favor by letting us blame any unexplainable noises and lingering smells on the dog — even if you don’t have a dog.
3. Facebook Stalk
Some women use Facebook to stay in touch with friends, as well as to see who gained the most weight since high school. Other women use it to legally stalk ex-boyfriends, one-time hook-ups, and crushes. We fully acknowledge that we’re absolutely batshit insane, yet we have trouble stopping ourselves from completing our daily ritual. Help us not embarrass ourselves by lying to us and saying you don’t have the internet because you don’t believe in using it — and for your own sake, never let us know you have Facebook.
4. Working Out
The gym is a great place for us to lose weight, stay in shape, and compare ourselves to fatter women. However, unless we’re only taking power yoga classes, it’s not a great place to run into someone we like. We’re worried that you’ll be completely focused on our sweaty head bands, red faces, and our manly gym attire. A great way to make us feel better if you run into us at the gym is to focus on the work-out. Instead of noticing our gym attire, try saying something nice like “wow you’ve lost more weight than the office could have ever imagined.”
5. Watch our TV shows
Sometimes we watch really stupid TV that we’re embarrassed to watch in front of anyone else — let alone someone that we really like. We’re talking reality television that makes the Kardashian family look like they deserve a show and movies that make chick flicks look like war documentaries. If you ever walk in on us changing the station quickly to ESPN, then please don’t ask what we were watching before and why we’re sobbing over SportsCenter.
6. Poop
Believe it or not (and many choose not to) some women have the ability to poop. And we use the exact same kind of bathroom you do! However many of us will run out of your house and go to the nearest gas station before we’ll use your toilet. Installing a porta-potty outside your house covered in sound proof material and filling it with at least 6 air fresheners is a great way to make us feel comfortable living together. We’ll be able to poop out of ear shot and you’ll be able to keep on pretending that women only have one hole.
Source :- guyism
- I didn’t forget our anniversary, honey. I was going to take you out to dinner, but I wanted to surprise you by doing it a day late.
- I think your mother’s advice is definitely worth listening to, and I always pay attention when she’s talking.
- Joe asked a few of the guys to help him with that project in his basement. I may be home late, and I may smell like cigar smoke, because Joe always smokes a cigar when he’s working.
- The only reason I was looking at that girl in the bikini is that I was feeling sorry for her because she’s way too top heavy.
- It’s important for me to get the sports channels with our cable package because my boss likes to talk about sports, and it’s good for my career if I can talk to him about the latest games.
- I would love to move the furniture so you can rearrange our living room for the tenth time in the last six months, but my back is acting up again.
- I’m happy to do the laundry once in awhile, but you know how I always shrink your clothes.
- I would love to go to dinner with your friend Denise and listen to her talk about her relationship problems for three hours, but I really should stay home and work on our income taxes.
- I know you’d like to throw away my TV chair, the overstuffed one with the duct tape on it, but it was my grandfather’s chair and he made me promise on his deathbed that I would never throw it out.
- No, I’ve never noticed how tight your friend’s pants are. You know me, I never notice if women are wearing pants that are so tight you could read the numbers off a dime in their back pocket.
1. Sex During Pregnancy is Safe, with a Few Exceptions
Concerns about hurting mother or baby during sex are often unwarranted. A healthy pregnant woman can have sex right up to delivery.
However, avoid inserting anything into the vagina as this can cause injuries or infections dangerous to both mother and baby. If you have a cervical prolapse or leak amniotic fluid, you should avoid sex.
Blowing into the vagina is also dangerous. It can force an air bubble into the expectant mother’s bloodstream. If the bubble reaches the heart it can cut off blood flow to the lungs, causing death.
2. STIs Reduce Life Expectancy
The most common way to contract a sexually transmitted infection (STI) is through unprotected sex. These diseases include genital herpes, hepatitis B, chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS. The American Social Health Organization states that 25 per cent of teens are infected with an STI every year, and 50 per cent of sexually active adults 25 and over will contract one.
The deadliest STI is human immunodeficiency virus or HIV, which causes AIDS or acquired immune deficiency syndrome. Drugs can control the disease and prolong your life expectancy. However, without proper medical attention most people die within 10 to 15 years of being infected.
Another STI that reduces life expectancy is genital humanpapilloma virus (HPV). It is the most common STI in the US and can cause cervical, genital, or anal cancer. According to the American Cancer Society the overall five-year survival rate for cervical cancer is 72 per cent.
Many STIs don’t have immediate symptoms, so get tested regularly if you’re sexually active. Also, practice safe sex or abstinence, and always ask new partners to get tested.
3. Medical Conditions Can Increase Risk
You may have heard about someone dying during sex. These cases are rare and usually are related to a pre-existing condition. The American Journal of Cardiology states that sexual activity triggers about one per cent of heart attacks, usually when a heart problem is already present.
You should avoid sex if you suffer from angina, uncontrolled hypertension, arrhythmias, cardiomyopathy (weak heart muscle), advanced heart failure, or if you’ve had a heart attack in the last two weeks.
4. Some Aphrodisiacs Are Risky
For centuries people have used stimulants to spice up their sex lives. However, they can also put an end to all your pleasure. In the 1990s the U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) banned Spanish Fly after several deaths were linked to the aphrodisiac. In the late 90s and early part of this decade several people suffered heart attacks and died after using Viagra.
In 2008 New York health officials issued a warning about “The Stone,” after a man died using it. It’s made from toad venom and is also called Piedra, Black Stone, Chinese Rock, Jamaican Stone, or Love Stone. The FDA banned it, but it’s still available in some sex shops.
Before using any sex enhancer make sure you know the risks, especially if you have a medical condition such as heart disease or high blood pressure.
5. Latex Condoms Can Be Lethal
Condom usage has skyrocketed since the awareness of HIV/AIDS. Latex condoms are the most popular, but some people are allergic to latex. In severe cases anaphylactic shock occurs and is fatal without immediate medical attention.
If you’ve experienced a reaction to latex gloves stay away from latex condoms. If you’re not sure about your risk, get tested by a doctor. For those who are allergic there are alternatives. For men there are polyurethane condoms, and women can use polyurethane vaginal condoms, or a sponge or diaphragm combined with a spermicide.
promotes sex as a pleasurable activity that’s a natural part of life. For the most part, they’re right. In some cases sex can lead to conditions that will kill you. These situations are rare, but it’s a good idea to learn about them so you can reduce your risk.
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Concerns about hurting mother or baby during sex are often unwarranted. A healthy pregnant woman can have sex right up to delivery.
However, avoid inserting anything into the vagina as this can cause injuries or infections dangerous to both mother and baby. If you have a cervical prolapse or leak amniotic fluid, you should avoid sex.
Blowing into the vagina is also dangerous. It can force an air bubble into the expectant mother’s bloodstream. If the bubble reaches the heart it can cut off blood flow to the lungs, causing death.
2. STIs Reduce Life Expectancy
The most common way to contract a sexually transmitted infection (STI) is through unprotected sex. These diseases include genital herpes, hepatitis B, chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS. The American Social Health Organization states that 25 per cent of teens are infected with an STI every year, and 50 per cent of sexually active adults 25 and over will contract one.
The deadliest STI is human immunodeficiency virus or HIV, which causes AIDS or acquired immune deficiency syndrome. Drugs can control the disease and prolong your life expectancy. However, without proper medical attention most people die within 10 to 15 years of being infected.
Another STI that reduces life expectancy is genital humanpapilloma virus (HPV). It is the most common STI in the US and can cause cervical, genital, or anal cancer. According to the American Cancer Society the overall five-year survival rate for cervical cancer is 72 per cent.
Many STIs don’t have immediate symptoms, so get tested regularly if you’re sexually active. Also, practice safe sex or abstinence, and always ask new partners to get tested.
3. Medical Conditions Can Increase Risk
You may have heard about someone dying during sex. These cases are rare and usually are related to a pre-existing condition. The American Journal of Cardiology states that sexual activity triggers about one per cent of heart attacks, usually when a heart problem is already present.
You should avoid sex if you suffer from angina, uncontrolled hypertension, arrhythmias, cardiomyopathy (weak heart muscle), advanced heart failure, or if you’ve had a heart attack in the last two weeks.
4. Some Aphrodisiacs Are Risky
For centuries people have used stimulants to spice up their sex lives. However, they can also put an end to all your pleasure. In the 1990s the U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) banned Spanish Fly after several deaths were linked to the aphrodisiac. In the late 90s and early part of this decade several people suffered heart attacks and died after using Viagra.
In 2008 New York health officials issued a warning about “The Stone,” after a man died using it. It’s made from toad venom and is also called Piedra, Black Stone, Chinese Rock, Jamaican Stone, or Love Stone. The FDA banned it, but it’s still available in some sex shops.
Before using any sex enhancer make sure you know the risks, especially if you have a medical condition such as heart disease or high blood pressure.
5. Latex Condoms Can Be Lethal
Condom usage has skyrocketed since the awareness of HIV/AIDS. Latex condoms are the most popular, but some people are allergic to latex. In severe cases anaphylactic shock occurs and is fatal without immediate medical attention.
If you’ve experienced a reaction to latex gloves stay away from latex condoms. If you’re not sure about your risk, get tested by a doctor. For those who are allergic there are alternatives. For men there are polyurethane condoms, and women can use polyurethane vaginal condoms, or a sponge or diaphragm combined with a spermicide.
promotes sex as a pleasurable activity that’s a natural part of life. For the most part, they’re right. In some cases sex can lead to conditions that will kill you. These situations are rare, but it’s a good idea to learn about them so you can reduce your risk.
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Here is about woman's sex life. Quite often magazines conduct all kinds of studies which involve their readers. Magazine Self is one of them; recently it held an interesting survey. Five hundred females, ages between 18 and 45, participated in it by answering some questions about their sex life. The results showed that 42% of women are quite happy with their sex life, 17% come across the concept of sex only when watching reality shows, but not in their own bedroom.
Mistakes Men Make in Sex
It was quite interesting to learn what the respondents think about their sex partners.
* 37% of them believe that their men have to take a fresh look at their attitude towards sex.
* 35% of the respondents say that once the partner is done, he loses all his interest immediately.
* 29% complain saying that men associate sex only with the sexual connection.
* 24% are unhappy with the fact that they are never asked how they would like to have sex.
* 22% are disappointed by the fact that their partners have absolutely no romantic side in their character.
* 17% see absolutely no emotions in their men.
Facts about Women’s Attitude to Partner
The rest of the figures simply prove the facts which are already well-known in the field of female psychology:
* 94% are more happy, when they feel they are a whole with the partner.
* 91% believe that it is possible to receive sexual pleasure while having one man for the whole life.
* 84% say that the longer they date the man, the better the sex gets.
What Is Better than Sex for Women?
And finally, what do women like better than sex? Note, that the respondents could choose more than one variant.
* 66% - very good news.
* 59% - time spent on themselves.
* 59% - extra sleep.
* 55% - hanging out with the best friend.
* 48% - watching favorite ТV-show.
* 42% - reading an interesting book.
* 34% - eating chocolate.
* 32% - shopping for the trendiest shoes.
* 27% - good workout at the gym.
Mistakes Men Make in Sex
It was quite interesting to learn what the respondents think about their sex partners.
* 37% of them believe that their men have to take a fresh look at their attitude towards sex.
* 35% of the respondents say that once the partner is done, he loses all his interest immediately.
* 29% complain saying that men associate sex only with the sexual connection.
* 24% are unhappy with the fact that they are never asked how they would like to have sex.
* 22% are disappointed by the fact that their partners have absolutely no romantic side in their character.
* 17% see absolutely no emotions in their men.
Facts about Women’s Attitude to Partner
The rest of the figures simply prove the facts which are already well-known in the field of female psychology:
* 94% are more happy, when they feel they are a whole with the partner.
* 91% believe that it is possible to receive sexual pleasure while having one man for the whole life.
* 84% say that the longer they date the man, the better the sex gets.
What Is Better than Sex for Women?
And finally, what do women like better than sex? Note, that the respondents could choose more than one variant.
* 66% - very good news.
* 59% - time spent on themselves.
* 59% - extra sleep.
* 55% - hanging out with the best friend.
* 48% - watching favorite ТV-show.
* 42% - reading an interesting book.
* 34% - eating chocolate.
* 32% - shopping for the trendiest shoes.
* 27% - good workout at the gym.
Flirting is not always so innocent. All too frequently, playing with fire results in cheating, which, in its turn, brings unpleasant outcomes. Ragnar Beer, a famous psychologist from Goettingen, organized a research, interviewing 2600 people of both sexes who cheated on their significant other at least once. The results were shocking: most of the cheating men and women – over 80% to be exact – loved their partners.
1. Playing Around Lasts Longer Than a One Night Stand
The research destroyed the myth of traditional infidelity as a one-night stand. Only 12% of cheating women and 15% of men dared the adventure. The majority were faithful to their infidelity: nearly 60 percent of the respondents admitted their adulterous affair lasted longer than a month, and the rest – longer than half a year.
2. Infidelity to Be Continued…
Having cheated once, people will do again. Only 49% of unfaithful husbands and 55% of unfaithful wives cheated once in a committed relationship. 17% of men cheated on their spouses before entering into a relationship, 12% played the trick twice, and 22% - many a time. Women are keeping pace with men: 20% betrayed their husbands twice, and 10% - three times. 15% cuckolded their spouses more than three times.
3. Reason for Cheating – Suppression of Sexual Desires
Boredom and silence – these are the most common reasons why a partner seeks pleasure outside the marriage. For example, just 31% of cheating wives and 25% of cheating husbands were willing to discuss their sexual desires. By the way, only 27% of female cheaters and 17% of male cheaters knew their partner’s sexual needs.
4. Well-wishers Will Always Reveal Infidelity
A chance, on its own, doesn’t play a small part in disclosing a secret. 44% of deceived men (46% of women) uncovered cheating by themselves.
* 30% of betrayed men (24% of women) learnt from their partners that adultery took place.
* Only 3% of men (6% of women) get the third-hand information.
* 21% of men (19% of women) spotted infidelity by chance.
5. An Infidelity Is Never Forgotten
The hopes that infidelity can be forgiven and forgotten failed.
43% of offended men (61% of offended women) were still not able to forgive their spouses in half a year after the affair became known.
11% of cheated men (20% of women) felt their love turning to hate in half a year after they experienced betrayal.
Key to a Happy Marriage
The basis for successful relationship is sexual satisfaction for both partners. Couples should keep a close watch on their sexual needs, discuss problems and desires, and share exactly what they need. Nobody said it would be easy. But it is worth doing if you want your marriage to be happy.
1. Playing Around Lasts Longer Than a One Night Stand
The research destroyed the myth of traditional infidelity as a one-night stand. Only 12% of cheating women and 15% of men dared the adventure. The majority were faithful to their infidelity: nearly 60 percent of the respondents admitted their adulterous affair lasted longer than a month, and the rest – longer than half a year.
2. Infidelity to Be Continued…
Having cheated once, people will do again. Only 49% of unfaithful husbands and 55% of unfaithful wives cheated once in a committed relationship. 17% of men cheated on their spouses before entering into a relationship, 12% played the trick twice, and 22% - many a time. Women are keeping pace with men: 20% betrayed their husbands twice, and 10% - three times. 15% cuckolded their spouses more than three times.
3. Reason for Cheating – Suppression of Sexual Desires
Boredom and silence – these are the most common reasons why a partner seeks pleasure outside the marriage. For example, just 31% of cheating wives and 25% of cheating husbands were willing to discuss their sexual desires. By the way, only 27% of female cheaters and 17% of male cheaters knew their partner’s sexual needs.
4. Well-wishers Will Always Reveal Infidelity
A chance, on its own, doesn’t play a small part in disclosing a secret. 44% of deceived men (46% of women) uncovered cheating by themselves.
* 30% of betrayed men (24% of women) learnt from their partners that adultery took place.
* Only 3% of men (6% of women) get the third-hand information.
* 21% of men (19% of women) spotted infidelity by chance.
5. An Infidelity Is Never Forgotten
The hopes that infidelity can be forgiven and forgotten failed.
43% of offended men (61% of offended women) were still not able to forgive their spouses in half a year after the affair became known.
11% of cheated men (20% of women) felt their love turning to hate in half a year after they experienced betrayal.
Key to a Happy Marriage
The basis for successful relationship is sexual satisfaction for both partners. Couples should keep a close watch on their sexual needs, discuss problems and desires, and share exactly what they need. Nobody said it would be easy. But it is worth doing if you want your marriage to be happy.
1. Are you STILL sagging?!?
2. Why do you invest so much time with "jumpoffs" and "bust it babies"?!?
3. Do you WANT to put a ring on it?!?
3. Why is you "diamond chain" more than your house, rent, car note combined?!?
4. Are you still using being "drunk" as a excuse OR do you just want to smash that chick without feeling guilty?!?
5. Why do YOU think the reason is that your ex "bust your windows"?!?
6. And when did taking a shower mean washing ONLY your dick, balls and underarms?!?
7. Why do you get offensive when you hear "womanizer"?!?
8. Then, why did you TRY to rename it as a "ladies man"?!?
9. If you were Katy Perry, would you have turned down being married to Travis?!?
10. Why do you go straight to your friend's house WITHOUT calling first?!?
11. So when your girl calls at two in the morning upset, why do you act like you done NOTHING wrong?!? REALLY?!?
12. Why are you on Lil Wayne's DICK so much?!? Memorizing the whole damn albums?!? Downloading the mix tapes?!? Posters?!? Ring tones?!?
13. Who do you have a man crush on?!?
14. After Kanye West said he'll go "bi", would you?!?
15. Do you expect your girl to ALWAYS clean up behind you because she has since you got together?!?
16. Have you told the people in your life how much you love them or are we still not saying the "l" word?!?
17. Pubic hair or bald eagle?!?
18. Is it okay to not go to court for the stupid ticket you got while driving drunk?!?
19. And when you call someone else "fat", have you been dieting or are the people around you blind?!?
20. Does it REALLY matter how big your dick is (like your going to win a contest?!?) OR is it more important about what you do with your dick?!?
2. Why do you invest so much time with "jumpoffs" and "bust it babies"?!?
3. Do you WANT to put a ring on it?!?
3. Why is you "diamond chain" more than your house, rent, car note combined?!?
4. Are you still using being "drunk" as a excuse OR do you just want to smash that chick without feeling guilty?!?
5. Why do YOU think the reason is that your ex "bust your windows"?!?
6. And when did taking a shower mean washing ONLY your dick, balls and underarms?!?
7. Why do you get offensive when you hear "womanizer"?!?
8. Then, why did you TRY to rename it as a "ladies man"?!?
9. If you were Katy Perry, would you have turned down being married to Travis?!?
10. Why do you go straight to your friend's house WITHOUT calling first?!?
11. So when your girl calls at two in the morning upset, why do you act like you done NOTHING wrong?!? REALLY?!?
12. Why are you on Lil Wayne's DICK so much?!? Memorizing the whole damn albums?!? Downloading the mix tapes?!? Posters?!? Ring tones?!?
13. Who do you have a man crush on?!?
14. After Kanye West said he'll go "bi", would you?!?
15. Do you expect your girl to ALWAYS clean up behind you because she has since you got together?!?
16. Have you told the people in your life how much you love them or are we still not saying the "l" word?!?
17. Pubic hair or bald eagle?!?
18. Is it okay to not go to court for the stupid ticket you got while driving drunk?!?
19. And when you call someone else "fat", have you been dieting or are the people around you blind?!?
20. Does it REALLY matter how big your dick is (like your going to win a contest?!?) OR is it more important about what you do with your dick?!?
This guide to Lip Reading, lip-shape, based on the ancient Chinese art of physiognomy, will help you find out. Learn lip reading here, Your lips may speak, but what do they actually say?
Perfect
How they look: Average in size (i.e, not too pouty and not too thin), in proportion to the rest of the face, same thickness top and bottom.
What they say: Perfect lips = perfect personality
(well, near as damn it anyway). The owner of such a beautiful mouth is kind, fun to be with and warm-hearted. As a friend, this person is caring, considerate and loyal. As a partner they're expressive, loving and thoroughly gorgeous.
Celebrity Perfect-lips: Melinda Messenger and David Beckham.
Big
How they look: Full, pouty and wide.
What they say: That the owner is a fun-loving, crazy-person. As a mate, this person is a laugh a minute, always the life "n" soul of all the parties they drag you along to. As a partner, they're just the same: all well and good at the start of a relationship perhaps, but in the long-term their mad antics and constant funny banter could drive you to distraction.
Celebrity Big-lips: Zoe Ball and Will Young.
Small
What they look like: Pouty and not very wide.
What they say: The owner of small lips tend to be cautious but reliable. As a mate, you can rely on this type to always turn up when they say they will and be ever-sensitive to your needs. As a husband, wife or lover this person is extremely respectful, thoughtful and kind, but may suffer from regular bouts of insecurity.
Celebrity Small-lips: Tom Cruise and Kate Hudson.
Thin
What they look like: Er... thin.
What they say: Thin-lipped people are usually cool, calm and level-headed. As a friend, they can be a bit opinionated and tactless at times, but generally they're pretty down-to-earth and sensible. As a partner, they can be a bit competitive and like to hand out plenty of "constructive" criticism. They can be loving and lovable - but only when the mood takes them.
Celebrity Thin-lips: Jamie Theakston and Geri Halliwell.
Top-Heavy
How they look: The top lip is much thicker than the bottom lip, creating a sweet, innocent expression.
What they say: Top-heavy lips usually belong to the most irresistible types. As a mate, they can be self-centred and unreliable, but because they're stubborn to the max, there's not a lot you can do about it. As a romantic partner, you won't find sexier! Having said that, they're not overly expressive, so don't expect to hear too many "I love you"s. They also fear commitment and have a habit of doing a runner when the going gets tough.
Celebrity Top-Heavy: Julia Roberts and Matthew Perry.
Bottom-Heavy
How they look: The bottom lip is much fatter than the top lip, creating a sulky expression.
What they say: That the owner desperately needs to be loved. As a mate, although they're very attractive and great fun to be with, they can be a bit much sometimes. In love, they can be a bit stand-offish and although they're very demanding, don't expect too many favours in return!
Celebrity Bottom-Heavys: J-Lo and Robbie Williams.
Firm
How they look: Taut and meeting in a very straight line.
What they say: These lips belong to an exceptionally bright, clear-thinking person. Determined by nature, they'll get everything they want in life. As a friend, they're a real gem. In a love scenario, this person is very open and honest, but be warned - they get very bored very quickly...
Celebrity Firm-lips: Sian Lloyd and Jerome Flynn.
Curvy
How they look: They meet in a wiggly line as opposed to a straight one and tend to turn up at the corners, giving their owner a rather cheeky expression.
What they say: These sort of lips belong to people who always come across as laid-back, contented and happy-go-lucky. As a friend, they're consistent, even-tempered and helpful, but once they're in a romantic situation, their moody side emerges.
Celebrity Curvy-lips: Mel Gibson and Jennifer Aniston-Pitt.
Pink
How they look: Pinker than the average person's.
What they say: A lot - because these types tend to be on the garrulous side. As a mate, they're interesting and full of mischief. Many "Pinks" are a bit naughty and like to be a bad influence on their friends. They're very confident and very fortunate in that they never seem to be short of a date. When in a romantic relationship, they're loyal, faithful and like it to be long-term.
Celebrity Pink-lips: Ant McPartlin and Cameron Diaz.
Symmetrical
How they look: The top lip is exactly the same thickness as the bottom lip.
What they say: Big-time sensuality! As a friend, this person is outspoken but tactful, emotional but logical. Why, they're a walking contradiction! As a lover, they're not exactly shy: they're very physical and can be demanding. And they like love to be balanced: they want good returns for all emotional investment.
Celebrity Symmetrical-lips: Kylie Minogue and Jude Law.
LIP TIPS
You can use the guide above to get a good idea of what your own personality's like, but here are a few extra pointers...
* If your lips are full and small, like Victoria Beckham's, you're generous as well as sexy!
* If your lips are small and thin - see our very own Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - although you could be quite brash on the surface (due perhaps to underlying feelings of inferiority), but when you relax, you're a real sweetie!
* If your top lip is only slightly bigger than your lower lip, like Liz Hurley, you're more patient than a real "Top-heavy" (who really hasn't got an ounce of patience in their whole body).
* Really fat top lips - no names mentioned - are the sign of a two-timer...
* If your lips are full and firm, you're extra-sexy!
* If your lips are wide and firm, you're a right old bossy-boots!
* Pouty lips tend to belong to mature, tactful and responsible types - unless you've had them injected with Collagen (a la Lesley Ash), in which case you're just a bit vain
Perfect
How they look: Average in size (i.e, not too pouty and not too thin), in proportion to the rest of the face, same thickness top and bottom.
What they say: Perfect lips = perfect personality
(well, near as damn it anyway). The owner of such a beautiful mouth is kind, fun to be with and warm-hearted. As a friend, this person is caring, considerate and loyal. As a partner they're expressive, loving and thoroughly gorgeous.
Celebrity Perfect-lips: Melinda Messenger and David Beckham.
Big
How they look: Full, pouty and wide.
What they say: That the owner is a fun-loving, crazy-person. As a mate, this person is a laugh a minute, always the life "n" soul of all the parties they drag you along to. As a partner, they're just the same: all well and good at the start of a relationship perhaps, but in the long-term their mad antics and constant funny banter could drive you to distraction.
Celebrity Big-lips: Zoe Ball and Will Young.
Small
What they look like: Pouty and not very wide.
What they say: The owner of small lips tend to be cautious but reliable. As a mate, you can rely on this type to always turn up when they say they will and be ever-sensitive to your needs. As a husband, wife or lover this person is extremely respectful, thoughtful and kind, but may suffer from regular bouts of insecurity.
Celebrity Small-lips: Tom Cruise and Kate Hudson.
Thin
What they look like: Er... thin.
What they say: Thin-lipped people are usually cool, calm and level-headed. As a friend, they can be a bit opinionated and tactless at times, but generally they're pretty down-to-earth and sensible. As a partner, they can be a bit competitive and like to hand out plenty of "constructive" criticism. They can be loving and lovable - but only when the mood takes them.
Celebrity Thin-lips: Jamie Theakston and Geri Halliwell.
Top-Heavy
How they look: The top lip is much thicker than the bottom lip, creating a sweet, innocent expression.
What they say: Top-heavy lips usually belong to the most irresistible types. As a mate, they can be self-centred and unreliable, but because they're stubborn to the max, there's not a lot you can do about it. As a romantic partner, you won't find sexier! Having said that, they're not overly expressive, so don't expect to hear too many "I love you"s. They also fear commitment and have a habit of doing a runner when the going gets tough.
Celebrity Top-Heavy: Julia Roberts and Matthew Perry.
Bottom-Heavy
How they look: The bottom lip is much fatter than the top lip, creating a sulky expression.
What they say: That the owner desperately needs to be loved. As a mate, although they're very attractive and great fun to be with, they can be a bit much sometimes. In love, they can be a bit stand-offish and although they're very demanding, don't expect too many favours in return!
Celebrity Bottom-Heavys: J-Lo and Robbie Williams.
Firm
How they look: Taut and meeting in a very straight line.
What they say: These lips belong to an exceptionally bright, clear-thinking person. Determined by nature, they'll get everything they want in life. As a friend, they're a real gem. In a love scenario, this person is very open and honest, but be warned - they get very bored very quickly...
Celebrity Firm-lips: Sian Lloyd and Jerome Flynn.
Curvy
How they look: They meet in a wiggly line as opposed to a straight one and tend to turn up at the corners, giving their owner a rather cheeky expression.
What they say: These sort of lips belong to people who always come across as laid-back, contented and happy-go-lucky. As a friend, they're consistent, even-tempered and helpful, but once they're in a romantic situation, their moody side emerges.
Celebrity Curvy-lips: Mel Gibson and Jennifer Aniston-Pitt.
Pink
How they look: Pinker than the average person's.
What they say: A lot - because these types tend to be on the garrulous side. As a mate, they're interesting and full of mischief. Many "Pinks" are a bit naughty and like to be a bad influence on their friends. They're very confident and very fortunate in that they never seem to be short of a date. When in a romantic relationship, they're loyal, faithful and like it to be long-term.
Celebrity Pink-lips: Ant McPartlin and Cameron Diaz.
Symmetrical
How they look: The top lip is exactly the same thickness as the bottom lip.
What they say: Big-time sensuality! As a friend, this person is outspoken but tactful, emotional but logical. Why, they're a walking contradiction! As a lover, they're not exactly shy: they're very physical and can be demanding. And they like love to be balanced: they want good returns for all emotional investment.
Celebrity Symmetrical-lips: Kylie Minogue and Jude Law.
LIP TIPS
You can use the guide above to get a good idea of what your own personality's like, but here are a few extra pointers...
* If your lips are full and small, like Victoria Beckham's, you're generous as well as sexy!
* If your lips are small and thin - see our very own Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - although you could be quite brash on the surface (due perhaps to underlying feelings of inferiority), but when you relax, you're a real sweetie!
* If your top lip is only slightly bigger than your lower lip, like Liz Hurley, you're more patient than a real "Top-heavy" (who really hasn't got an ounce of patience in their whole body).
* Really fat top lips - no names mentioned - are the sign of a two-timer...
* If your lips are full and firm, you're extra-sexy!
* If your lips are wide and firm, you're a right old bossy-boots!
* Pouty lips tend to belong to mature, tactful and responsible types - unless you've had them injected with Collagen (a la Lesley Ash), in which case you're just a bit vain
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I must admit, it’s pretty good) We always hear ‘ the rules ‘ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.
(Three answers most feared by men)
1. (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: anything
1. (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: anything
Before success comes in any man’s life, he’s sure to meet with much temporary defeat and, perhaps some failures. When defeat overtakes a man, the easiest and the most logical thing to do is to quit. That’s exactly what the majority of men do. Napoleon Hill
Today’s post as you can see from the title itself is dedicated to men. Well, technically women since they would be the one trying to find answers about men. After researching all day I have been able to compile this post with quotes that might answer some questions and some, as always, will remain unanswered no matter how hard we try.
1. I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked. ~ Fanny Brice
2. You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
3. Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. ~ George Bernard Shaw
4. When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart’s the last part moves, her last, the tongue. ~ Benjamin Franklin
5. Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
6. If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see. ~ Henry David Thoreau
7. All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. ~ Blaise Pascal
8. The world judge of men by their ability in their profession, and we judge of ourselves by the same test: for it is on that on which our success in life depends. ~ William Hazlitt
9. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~ Oscar Wilde
10. God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. ~ Unknown
11. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. ~ Oscar Wilde
12. It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men. ~ Mae West
13. A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors. ~ Buddha
14. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal
15. Men play the game; women know the score. ~ Roger Woddis
16. Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. ~ Winston Churchill
17. There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten. ~ Samuel Johnson
18. When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~ Louis Nizer
19. Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time; he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
20. Few men have been admired of their familiars. ~ Michel de Montaigne
21. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~ Kin Hubbard
22. If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. ~ Doris Day
23. All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold. ~ John Lyly
24. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. ~ Chuck Norris
25. Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. ~ Victor Hugo
26. Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against. ~ Thomas Carlyle
27. Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other? ~ George Eliot
28. A child, from the time he can think, should think about all he sees, should suffer for all who cannot live with honesty, should work so that all men can be honest, and should be honest himself. ~ Jose Marti
29. The greatest truths are the simplest, and so are the greatest men. ~ Julius Charles Hare
30. Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ~ Marilyn Moroe
31. There are more men ennobled by study than by nature. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
32. Young men preen. Old men scheme. ~ Mason Cooley
33. If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher
34. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost
35. Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. ~ Samuel Johnson
36. Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
37. The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall. ~ Francis Bacon
38. Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves. ~ Aristotle
39. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher
40. There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ~ Will Rogers
41. Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so. ~ Samuel Butler
42. Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course. ~ William Shakespeare
43. Men are only as great as they are kind. ~ Elbert Hubbard
44. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
45. Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. ~ Confucius
46. In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had better aim at something high. ~ Henry David Thoreau
47. It is a fact often observed, that men have written good verses under the inspiration of passion, who cannot write well under other circumstances. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
48. If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. ~ Frederick Douglass
49. Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point. ~ Mohandas Gandhi
50. Great men or men of great gifts you shall easily find, but symmetrical men never. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Today’s post as you can see from the title itself is dedicated to men. Well, technically women since they would be the one trying to find answers about men. After researching all day I have been able to compile this post with quotes that might answer some questions and some, as always, will remain unanswered no matter how hard we try.
1. I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked. ~ Fanny Brice
2. You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
3. Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. ~ George Bernard Shaw
4. When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart’s the last part moves, her last, the tongue. ~ Benjamin Franklin
5. Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
6. If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see. ~ Henry David Thoreau
7. All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. ~ Blaise Pascal
8. The world judge of men by their ability in their profession, and we judge of ourselves by the same test: for it is on that on which our success in life depends. ~ William Hazlitt
9. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~ Oscar Wilde
10. God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. ~ Unknown
11. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. ~ Oscar Wilde
12. It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men. ~ Mae West
13. A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors. ~ Buddha
14. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal
15. Men play the game; women know the score. ~ Roger Woddis
16. Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. ~ Winston Churchill
17. There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten. ~ Samuel Johnson
18. When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~ Louis Nizer
19. Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time; he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
20. Few men have been admired of their familiars. ~ Michel de Montaigne
21. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~ Kin Hubbard
22. If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. ~ Doris Day
23. All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold. ~ John Lyly
24. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. ~ Chuck Norris
25. Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. ~ Victor Hugo
26. Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against. ~ Thomas Carlyle
27. Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other? ~ George Eliot
28. A child, from the time he can think, should think about all he sees, should suffer for all who cannot live with honesty, should work so that all men can be honest, and should be honest himself. ~ Jose Marti
29. The greatest truths are the simplest, and so are the greatest men. ~ Julius Charles Hare
30. Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ~ Marilyn Moroe
31. There are more men ennobled by study than by nature. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
32. Young men preen. Old men scheme. ~ Mason Cooley
33. If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher
34. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost
35. Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. ~ Samuel Johnson
36. Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
37. The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall. ~ Francis Bacon
38. Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves. ~ Aristotle
39. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher
40. There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ~ Will Rogers
41. Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so. ~ Samuel Butler
42. Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course. ~ William Shakespeare
43. Men are only as great as they are kind. ~ Elbert Hubbard
44. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
45. Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. ~ Confucius
46. In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had better aim at something high. ~ Henry David Thoreau
47. It is a fact often observed, that men have written good verses under the inspiration of passion, who cannot write well under other circumstances. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
48. If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. ~ Frederick Douglass
49. Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point. ~ Mohandas Gandhi
50. Great men or men of great gifts you shall easily find, but symmetrical men never. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson